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blondes

most of the blondes are smart and handsome/pretty but most people think blondes are stupid just because its been a joke for so long but blondes are amazing they will be a good husband/wife and you will have a beutiful family but if they look like a hooker fuck that you dip the fuck out of there after maybe 1 or 2 maybe 10 suckies and fuckies they you hop yo ass out of therebut other than that ya dont not date a blonde because there a blonde but go up to them say a fuck ass pick up line and totally ruin it with them and beg and beg but if your alrady a blonde and you look this up your obviously insecure about yo blonde ass self but hey i love you just remember that i love you whether your a guy or a girl you probably have a round ass and some big tits and if your name is anything like conrad get yo big red pubed ass out of here
i think blondes are pretty ya there very pretty, pretty stupid
by cattlerounder08git April 7, 2022
mugGet the blondesmug.

Blond

A beautiful brown girl described as a blonde white person, which they are always smart, pretty and
just…PRETTY
That is a blond brown girl right there!
by Unicorn21! August 18, 2022
mugGet the Blondmug.
The day is June 16th, beat them up.
Person 1: Hey Griffin it’s June 16, you know what that means.
Person 2: No, what does it mean?
Person 1: It means that it’s Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day. *Beats Griffin up*.
by Anon122843 June 15, 2023
mugGet the Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” daymug.

BLONDE

blonde says:
let’s go girls
-Dolly Parton
by maibee98 July 10, 2022
mugGet the BLONDEmug.

James Blond

The genius and sassy character created by online author Leo Robertson. She is badass, low-key annoying, and the world's best example of a sidekick, personal assistant, and frenemie. She's got a clever answer for everything, and she's a sore loser when it comes to competition. Has the mouth of a sailor, and will swear at you faster than you can pull a trigger. She's a hater, she's a lover, she's a damn machine gunner.
She's a beauty, she's a grace, James Blond will punch you in the face.
by spillthedamntea May 4, 2018
mugGet the James Blondmug.

Dumb Blonde

Courtney also known as me. Mwah xoxo your dumb blonde
Courtney your that one dumb blonde who doesn’t know anything
by Cgc123 November 14, 2019
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Blondes

Blondes are super super dumb and a crack head at most times
A Blondes is a stoopid person: ur a blonde dont talk to me u crackhead
by The original vsco November 21, 2019
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