Text Trip

When someone is texting whilst walking. Usually slowing their pace and making you impatient in the process.

"I would have gotten home earlier but Chris was taking a text trip..."

by errington3000 August 29, 2009

text tirade

Multiple texts sent resulting from anger or hostility.

Text tirade:

How dare you speak to me like that!!!!!
Who do you think you are?????
Are you for real?????
Will you please grow up!!!!!
What is your problem anyway????
You need therapy!!!!

by Strive2BBetter August 13, 2010

text limbo

When you text someone and you don't get a response for over 10 minutes.

I texted Suzy on Monday about the 1000 word essay due on Wednesday and i was in text limbo until Thursday.

by UpUrsDude963 August 16, 2010

textasterbating

texting while masterbating

I was textasterbating my girlfriend while i was on the computer.

by subcrz2 December 4, 2010

text-sketchy

when text responsiveness is patchy

You know I'm text-sketchy between 3-8 because I'm dealing with the kids. Best to text me later.

by Holly M S December 8, 2010

Text-lexia

To incorrectly spell a word or multiple words in a text message, thus creating mass confusion.

*Cindy sends a text to Amy* "He's a ham! xD" Amy replies, "Ikr Lmo Cindxu." "What!?" "Sorry Cindy I have text-lexia."

by zjb95 January 3, 2011

text contact

A hypothetical situation in which contact is made with someone or something improbable (e.g. Aliens) through text message via cell phone.

I can't believe the way we make contact with alien life is by text contact." Fred said as he paced the room, "By a tween from New Jersey no less."

by Soice Feos November 8, 2010