1)Tech-Know Nothing Really noun
A word to describe the accumulated knowledge of lies that are given to a customer to make them think you know a lot about what you are talking about when it comes to a computer and anything related to its uses. A common word swapped around the vast majority of fellow workers in the IT service industry.
A word to describe the accumulated knowledge of lies that are given to a customer to make them think you know a lot about what you are talking about when it comes to a computer and anything related to its uses. A common word swapped around the vast majority of fellow workers in the IT service industry.
“I’m afraid Ill have to do a check up on the Tech KNR before I can give you a update on that serial port set up sir”
“Don’t you know that you have to plug in the DDR Ram with the port setting adjusted in the BIOS setting to flash the processors core settings in its cash. This can all be found in my local Tech KNR data base sir.”
“Don’t you know that you have to plug in the DDR Ram with the port setting adjusted in the BIOS setting to flash the processors core settings in its cash. This can all be found in my local Tech KNR data base sir.”
by Echo11 January 14, 2008
Get the Tech KNR mug.Describes someone who can operate a computer with ease and is tech savvy, they never wonder about game systems and computers because they know about them
someone who is techinicological: What do you mean you need help to turn on a computer?!
person who isn't techinicological: I mean I'm not TECHINICOLOGICAL! I didn't even know that you had to have a freaking monitor with it.
person who isn't techinicological: I mean I'm not TECHINICOLOGICAL! I didn't even know that you had to have a freaking monitor with it.
by Saxaphoner September 22, 2009
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Tech addiction is when someone relies on tech for normal daily activities and cannot survive without it. Tech addicts are shown to express distress when their signal is lost. A distempered tech addict should always be avoided.
Harold's tech addiction has got the better of him. I'm sure he's gonna off himself since his GPS went down.
by ooFUZZYoo May 28, 2010
Get the tech addiction mug.Dude, a phone with voice recognition, built in satellite navigation, an 8.0 pixel camera, and a 1GHz processor? That’s a total tech win.
by Mattimus-Prime October 5, 2010
Get the Tech Win mug.Bob: "Dude, I lost my job to some freaking humanoid robot!"
Otto: "I feel ya bro, I lost mine months ago and all these bots is making it harder"
Bob:"Damn, I think we're out the job market unless we can travel back in time"
Otto: "hahaha, dream on bud"
Bob: "I guess were both techfucked"
Otto: "I feel ya bro, I lost mine months ago and all these bots is making it harder"
Bob:"Damn, I think we're out the job market unless we can travel back in time"
Otto: "hahaha, dream on bud"
Bob: "I guess were both techfucked"
by Precogni90 October 27, 2014
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It's when old people try to catch up on new technology
(😎A play on "Jet Lag")
It's when old people try to catch up on new technology
(😎A play on "Jet Lag")
by Chelsea Cricket October 9, 2016
Get the Tech Lag mug.Like a man crush or lady crush, when a heterosexual person has a "crush" on someone of the same gender, not sexual but kind of idolizing them, specifically for their technical prowess.
by trixmoto February 24, 2017
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