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Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch

What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.
by Supernatural England August 10, 2009
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Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.
Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.
by posaidon April 13, 2023
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Table Bunny

A girl brought to a sporting field that is not there to participate, but sits at the table with the gear and equipment all day.
I'm going to lock my phone and wallet in the car, want me to take yours?
No that's okay, Jake's bringing his table bunny, she'll watch the stuff.
by blmtwitch August 13, 2022
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Minecraft Enchanting Table

The language beyond mortal comprehension, a language preferred by gods.
Person 1: ʖᒷ⍑𝙹ꖎ↸, ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ꖎᔑリ⊣⚍ᔑ⊣ᒷ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣𝙹↸ᓭ!
Person 2: Bro your speaking Minecraft Enchanting Table
by Not_ezekieltem October 11, 2023
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toxic table

A group of girls that you should NOT mess with EVER
by milson jim’s dog July 2, 2020
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Penguin Table

Penguin Table described when there is an awkward silence at a table.
"During the Thanksgiving feast with my family, it was a penguin table"
by Cubed3D February 13, 2025
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