twisting my udder

When somethings surprising or causes confusion.

"Joeys only a sophmore?! Man you've gotta be twisting my udder!!"

by Celendine February 14, 2023

Twisted

The 227 F Incident

The highest temperature ever recorded in Twisted's Keysota was 227 °F

by onepiece430 February 16, 2023

Twist-A-Roonie

When you crank your dick in a twisting manner, which only works if lubed up or uncircumcised.

John: Hey, Buford! Did you do the Twist-A-Roonie last night?
Buford: Oh yeah, it made me cum in about 5 seconds

by Purple-Headed Yogurt Slinger November 21, 2023

Hobbema holy twist

Put on your catholic priest robe

Get a greasy squaw to give your cock a snake bite blow job
Blow your load on her face and steal her treaty check on the way out the door

I love going to the reserve to get a hobbema holy twist

by Twist his dick November 21, 2023

A Twisted Christmas

The Amazing Christmas album by Twisted Sister released in 2006 which was the 6th studio album, consisting of, 'Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas', 'Oh Come all ye Faithful' (to the music of we're not gonna take it), 'Silver bells', 'Deck the halls', 'I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus', 'white Christmas', 'I'll be home for Christmas', 'let it snow, let it snow, let it snow', 'The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)', 'Heavy Metal Christmas (the twelve days of Christmas)', and 'We Wish You a Twisted Christmas'

Someone: "Whats your favorite Christmas album?"
Me: "Hmm I would have to say, 'A Twisted Christmas' by Twisted Sister

by Random guy making stupid words December 6, 2023

peach twist

When someone eats your ass while giving you a reach around.

My girlfriend said if I took a shower she’d give me a peach twist!

by Family guy hank December 16, 2023

twisted lady

When you wake up in the morning and your jeans are so wrapped around themselves you hsve trouble getting back into them so you can leave before she wakes up.

She caught me while I was halfway pulling up my jeans. She was such a twisted lady she wanted to serve me tea.

by Skarr Phase July 9, 2023