top hatting

Top hatting refers to the act of masturbating to a picture of Abraham Lincoln

After visiting the Lincoln Memorial, I totally caught my buddy Camilo top hatting in his hotel room.

by A history muff February 28, 2011

Top Bunk

Something that is more than average; better than normal. May connotate exceptional quality, although more than standard fare is sufficient.

Dude--that food is top bunk!

by motobat June 13, 2015

top notch

Best and better than the in competition. First used in 1848 when reffering to a lady friend. Notches in the bed post were used to keep a record of the women you slept with. If she was the top notch then she was the best in show.

That chick I went home with last night was "top notch."

by Spazraw September 1, 2009

Schlop top

The act of Giving good brain and having the penis stick out of the cheek during the act

I gave Rick that good schlop top.

by Og purp skurrrp December 12, 2016

Top Slut

Top moderator in justin.tv channels not including any bots. Why slut? because they're always ontop of everyone else. enough said

top slutdarkdicehard2impress_secretagent

by hard2impress_ March 27, 2009

top dogging

The act of having a person lying face down and then mounting for typical anal incertion. Then canoeing your penis between the butt cheeks in a repetitive motion while never actually inverting into to butt hole.

Chuck smiled as Bruce was top dogging him in front of the Dream Team. Top dogging is the sexual act of canoeing you penis between the butt cheeks in a repetitive motion.

by Young Bruce Wayne June 11, 2018

top game

Level of effort and skill when sucking dick

Yo Javons top game is trash

by weenispincher2 September 19, 2016