skin mitten

a vagina, especially a loose-fitting one, refering loosely to wearing mittens in the cold, because it's better to get some than to have nothing.

"It's wintertime, so boys get out your skin mittens."

"That skin mitten was the next best thing to my hand."

by link ralstone December 6, 2009

skinned the bear

to pull back the foreskin on a penis befor giving head

...that bitch even skinned the bear, it was fuckin amazin !

by el super beasto July 17, 2011

grandmas skin

When food gives off the appearance of a wrinkly old person. Usually this food is pizza.

This pizza we found in mexico looks just like my grandmas skin. Youve never heard that expression?

by Hellooooooooooooitsmeeeeeeeee July 30, 2016

Skin titties

The flappy excess skin on an elderly gentleman's chest area.

"Look at them skin titties on grandpa"

by Carforters June 5, 2016

barney skin

When you're tired as hell and the bags under your eyes are green and purple.

Rodney: Damn that bitch has mad barney skin!
Jeff: Did she even get any sleep last night?

by idontlovelittlekids January 13, 2016

Skin the room

When you look around the room imagining people naked.

Hold on, Bro! Let me skin the room for a hottie!

by Brocifer99 March 4, 2018

Wet Skin

A condition you may come across called Wet Skin is caused after your skin comes in contact with a steaming hot paste called cum. So, if your stepbrother points out your Wet Skin after a hookup with your boss, you better be ready for him to ask if he can join next time.

“Yeah, my stepbrother found my wet skin and wants to know who donated.”
“Moist.”

by warmwater November 18, 2021