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massage unicorn

Someone who derives pleasure, happiness and joy from giving massages to others without a thought for reciprocation or payment.
My massage unicorn came over last night and erased all the stress from my work week. Lucky for me, he is also my oral unicorn ;)
by Zen Unicorn May 23, 2016
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Sexy Unicorn

Sexy Unicorn:A Unicorn Thats Sexy And Gets Hell Of Pegases
Sexy Unicorn Went To Find A Pegases
by Jordasia21 June 13, 2018
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Unicorn ride

Share ride, is getting a short trip but get paid way more than what it should be
I accepted this ride to downtown. Drove 15 miles got paid 102.20 dlls, it ended up being a unicorn ride
by Erickom May 7, 2018
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hunting unicorns

Holding out for the perfect someone or something while citing ever more elusive criterion and reasons.
Jill’s still single because she’s hunting unicorns.
by autrsc June 2, 2018
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unicorn rancher

Someone that offers the space, attention, time, and support for a females that might be a unicorns. This is different from "unicorn hunters" in that unicorn ranchers realize that the likely hood of finding a perfectly matched unicorn is so high, that it was easier to assume that the matches weren't perfect.

A much more realistic person than a "unicorn hunter". Someone, or a family, that creates the space and support for potential unicorns to flourish.
I hear that Bill and Sara have become unicorn ranchers! They have several new young girls down at at their villa.
by Cazar2 October 21, 2018
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unicorn meat

A large unicorn staff that penetrates even the mightiest of foes.
Oh look Andrew took that unicorn meat like a pro
by Alexgamer219 March 12, 2019
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sex unicorn

Just fucked a sex unicorn last nite. Pretty wet.
by ...com March 24, 2015
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