Rule 1881

An internet rule that states:
N00bs can not, under any circumstance, pwn ANYONE. This rule can not be ignored, changed, broken, or countered. A n00b is anyone who has joined a site less than 6 months ago.

A n00b: *Wins an argument*
Non-n00b: Rule 1881...
N00b: Damn...

by Alyssia Rain January 17, 2009

Rule 201

No matter how much you shake, it will always dribble.

In the men's toilet, rule 201 always apply's

by RC_1827 July 27, 2011

[tuck rule]

When you have a massive boner in a very uncomfortable situation and your erection needs to be tucked into your waist line pointing up to your stomach to conceal it.

Mark's teacher asked him to write on the black board so he had to apply the tuck rule to hide his boner from the whole class.

Hector was flogging the dolphin to soft core porn when his doorbell rang. Girl scouts were selling cookies.. he had to apply the tuck rule so they didn't think he was a diddler.

by theDA11 February 7, 2012

slide rule

Used as an adjective, this means old-fashioned, out-of-date. Usually applied to attitudes.

Man, Mr. McMahon is so slide rule! Why does he always use long division, when there's a calculator right on his desk?

by pentozali May 1, 2008

Rule 135

A rule that states that any song that exists either has, or will soon have a dubstep remix.

This rule is non-exclusive, and even applies to other dubstep tracks. Nothing is safe.

Rule 135 would include remixes of The Mario Bros. theme, Wu-Tang Clan remixes, Beatles remixes, etc.

by wegklnwlgknwklgnwklegklweng June 28, 2010

Sutherland rules

There often comes a time in any competitive sport, game or pastime where the rules are mysteriously changed to favour one participant. This participant will convince all his or her opponents that these are the commonly accepted and legitimate rules regardless of available published regulations which are to hand and which they seem to contradict.

The person asserting these revised rules will be strongly advantaged and will almost invariably win as a result of these rules. These are Sutherland Rules.

Jim won the crazy golf competition, but only by adopting the Sutherland rules.

by Lee Farmie October 6, 2004

Rule 25

In the event of damage caused to smoking devices, especially glass, (Bongs, Pipes, Bubblers, Steamrollers, etc.), The damager must pay for a new smoking device, and the first weed put into that smoking device.
No exceptions. Rule 22.

Man 1: ASSHOLE! You knocked over my bong!

Man 2: Rule 25, shitlick.

Asshole: Fuck.

by Absnt_Mindd_Profsr February 5, 2010