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Pendulum Poo

When you eat long hair and then when you go to the toilet it swings from your bum like a pendulum on a grandfather clock, it's called a pendulum poo
I ate so much of Shannon's hair last night when I went to the toilet they were all pendulum poo's
by si m ba la bi m March 30, 2015
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poo riski

The risk gay pornstars take when not using tampons

Too much anal sex can ruin the anal muscles making you prone to leakage
"oops, just shat myself" "dude, that was ultimate poo riski"
by amara is a sex god x June 23, 2012
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Meli-Poo

A nickname that is a variant of Melina, for which has more sentiment in its meaning. It is reserved for use only when in a serious relationship with a Melina and where both parties are very comfortable with eachother. Meli-poo should only be used for the most amazing, lovable, and adorable Melina's. If you're ever called Meli-poo, you should feel extremely flattered because calling someone Meli-poo is a symbol that you are the best Melina in their life and they love you, cherish you whole-heartedly, and think that you are the absolute best person ever.
by Tech.Magic May 5, 2020
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pookie poo

the common response for pookie pie, and to show love or friendship.
person one: you're my pookie pie.
person two: aww... you're my pookie poo.
by ~sammig~ July 26, 2021
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swimming poo

When you fill an entire empty swimming pool with feces (preferably diarrhea, for its natural liquid like quality, although a few solid turns are nice for ensuring the pool stays shitty). Laxatives and milk of magnesia are useful for kicking the party off right. This is typically achieved by gathering 45 or so people (although this COULD be achieved with 36 people, butt with more difficulty). This is typically done for the purpose of a poo party. once it is filled guests are expected to cannon ball in and hold their breath in the "water" for as long as they can once submerged. Fucking in the waters of the swimming poo is not only welcomed, but encouraged.
Alright the swimming poo is browned and ready, last one in is a rotten egg!

this poo party is awesome, I'm glad we have such a nice swimming poo to kick back and relax in
by big bobs house of feces October 9, 2023
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Manny Poo

You shit into your hand, then put it into a toilet.
1.There is a lot of crap around the toilet seat, i must manny poo!

2.I don't want diseases in my ass from that disgusting toilet, I think I have to manny poo or shit my pants!
by Benzoids January 27, 2014
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King Poo

A person who isn't right in the head but still likes to have a lot of fun
Person 1"Shes a lot of fun"

Person 2"That must be King Poo"
by Layne123 December 21, 2016
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