the cum monster

The disowned brother of the Cookie Monster, he loves to guzzle a certain white juice. Beware the Cum Monster, for he will suck you off while you sleep and grow stronger with every nut.

"The Cum Monster came into my house last night and sucked off my whole family!"

by suckadickforadollar November 14, 2022

Monster Calves

Huge ass basketball calves the size of a watermelon.

" Caden has monster calves. They're the size of my face!!"

by eeeeaaaaoooooooonumnumnum October 12, 2021

Funk monster

When a person does not believe in water nor soap.

"Damn,Funk monster!Go take a bath!!!

by Ree and Chena April 21, 2003

McNally Monster

A sexy YouTube legend who’s famous for his sexy intro “hey guys it’s mc mc Mc Mc Mc Mc Mcnally monster here”

1:“Have u heard of that of that youtuber Mcnally monster”
2:“Yeh i’d give him a shag anyday”

by Taj manzoor November 4, 2018

cockie monster

a person who has just devoured a big yummy cummy

i feel like a big cockie monster after licking out her egg whites last night

by p-tew February 27, 2019

guzzle monster

A creature that guzzles down everyone's alcohol

"That bitch just took my alcohol what a guzzle monster!!"

"Damn it guzzle monster not again"

by gabbyrakaguzzlemonster December 27, 2015

monster cocker

"monster cocker" is an inside joke made by the Twitch stars GeorgeNotFound and Dream. They call "God bridgers" in bedwars "monster cockers "

George: "WHAT IS THAT??!?"
Dream: "their god bridging, their monster cockers"

by ianwaseaten May 17, 2021