Sparkly crystals typically found on pavement in parking ramps, parking lots and sides of streets. These crystals are mined through efforts of extreme greed, mainly in the regions of San Francisco, Oakland and San Jose. Authorities haven’t pursued the regulation of the harvesting of these crystals and in fact encouraged it through policy decisions leaving the free market to drive their harvesting. Entities like Safelite and AAA have greatly profited greatly from the sharp rise in their popularity. Generally harvested by lower class populations due to the low bar to enter this highly lucrative sector, it has lead to explosive growth. Driven by demand, consumers don’t seem to care the color or clarity unlike more traditional precious stones, gray, green and blue are the most common shades.
“Wow, look at all these California Diamonds on the ground in this parking garage! I don’t think these are ethnically sourced, let’s park somewhere else.”
by midwestisthebestwest August 12, 2023
Get the California Diamondsmug. by Belivs June 25, 2021
Get the Melanin Diamondsmug. One of the five main tools in Minecraft. It is used to mine stone type blocks and ores. It has been a symbol of the block game even if it is already superseded by the Netherite pickaxe in terms of durability and mining speed.
by LetItRip016 December 4, 2020
Get the Diamond Pickaxemug. by DrYT November 7, 2019
Get the diamond nippingmug. An extremely high level of conversation that engages, entertains and amazes the listener. Usually reserved for social events, but not exclusively so. Very valuable chat, comparable in worth and rarity to the precious stone. The opposite of sh*t chat.
“ How was your night out on Saturday?”
“ It was really good thanks. I thought it was going to be awful, but Handsome Baz was there and you always get guaranteed diamond chat with him.”
“ It was really good thanks. I thought it was going to be awful, but Handsome Baz was there and you always get guaranteed diamond chat with him.”
by BazCM July 3, 2021
Get the Diamond Chatmug. by Yikers173 November 6, 2019
Get the Diamond Pencilmug. Super cool guy when you get to know him. Seems kinda like a loser but isn't. Always makes everyone laugh even if it is at him.
That guy is such a Tyler Diamond. He seems like an annoying piece of shit but he's actually rly funny.
by Jako2019 August 24, 2017
Get the tyler diamondmug.