granny square

A grandmother's private square.

'dude, I can totally see MeeMaw's granny square!'

by Babs x2 October 26, 2013

Sphincter Square Dance

When one is lying on their side, being penetrated anally, it's the squirming and moving about that one does to remove the inserted penis or object before defecation.

I was really getting it in and she started doing the sphincter square dance so I knew it was coming to an abrupt end.

by FletchRFletcher November 19, 2014

selfie squared

The act of Taking a selfie of your selfie

I selfie squared myself at the Grand Canyon

by Urban fanatic May 5, 2015

T squared

Also known as a "tinder tear," this term refers to an individual that crushes major ass on tinder over a time period.

On his latest T Squared, Adam Dynes crushed over 5 different chicks over a 3 month time period.

by Drm2099501 January 2, 2016

Greasy Square Head

A faggot who takes (or used to take) too many selfies for the average male, which is known to be very fucking gay. He is also known for having a very cubed head and having very greasy long hair. Can get so greasy to the point where you can cook McDonalds fries in it. Tasty right?

(working at McDonalds)

Greasy Square Head - Hey Joe, lets take a selfie with me, you and the deep frier!

Joe - Don't be a homo dude, you are the deep frier, You greasy square head!! Idiot...

by BaconEh September 23, 2016

ex-squared

Your first ex, in the event you've been divorced twice. This term avoids confusion, is succint, and has the added benefit of showing you have a sense of humor.

I'm on speaking terms with my ex, but if I never see my ex-squared for the rest of my life, it will be just fine.

by Larry the wordsmith May 14, 2016

Mr Squarehead

A person with an abnormally large forehead

Jimmy; That Ben Roberts is Mr Squarehead

Tom; Alie

by Yournan123 June 28, 2016