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Dance Floor Splatters

When upon hitting the dance floor one feels the onset of a violent, uncontrollable bout of diarrhea that demands immediate expulsion from one's bowels.
I made the mistake of eating a crunch wrap supreme before hitting the club last night. As soon as I got on the floor with my date I got the dance floor splatters. Talk about a shitty first date!
by Bowel Problems Bandit May 10, 2009
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Slate Rape

A new term in the world of Skateboarding, BMX and parkour, Slate Rape refers to any particularly brutal pavement injury sustained while skating, biking or performing parkour.
-Shit, Jimmy just got Slate Raped.

-......should I call the ambulance?

-.......nah.
by charzobrado. December 23, 2010
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Slaterville

the other side of the tracks in cranbrook b.c., this is the oldest and most run down area of town
girl, how can we afford to get the car fixed

guy, ill go to overpriced auto aka farbrook autowreckers, in slaterville and get a part that may or may not work and no chance in getting my money back if it doesnt
by big griff1990 December 5, 2011
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slathering

A collection or gathering of prototypical thirsty sluts, hoes, whores, thots, and sausage hungry wenches.
By the old gods and the new, there is a dangerous slathering coalescing inside this club.
by hjking July 12, 2014
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Slat

Yo we gon slat this nigga tonight fo switchin up on da gang.
by venus-aphrodite October 17, 2019
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Slatman

Slatman really didn’t do to well at raid tonight.
by Mexicanjoker April 13, 2020
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Slates

A slate having a strange, pulsating sound which calms down the player "Fleyst" everytime he hears it.
Magic words are engraved on it, but it's impossible to read them, except for "Fleyst".
The words speak of the unrequited love between "Fleyst" and the Slates.
In case of strengthening failure, it prevents the degrading as well as the destruction of the item.
It doesn't prevent "Fleyst" from losing a part of his soul, everytime one Slate gets destroyed.
Fleyst loves Slates.
Slates are Fleyst's life.
He plays only to obtain new Slates.
If he get's reborn one day, he want's to be a slate.
The sound of a Slate breaking appart, tears down Fleyst's little heart.
by FleystSimp June 12, 2021
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