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Sperm thief

A whore that lies about going on birth control pills and lies about her vagina burns all because of the latex condom and that she's allergic to it to make herself pregnant so she can have many babies from different fathers.
Jack: Hey Martin, did you have a nice shag with that Leighann?

Martin: that Leighann told me she was going to go on birth control pill and I found out she is pregnant.

Jack: wow, trouble is you don't know if you are the father or not because she is a sperm thief and a whore. I'm sure, she has done this to plenty of others.
by Pat gently June 7, 2023
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Sperm and Eggs

He is a waste of sperm and eggs.
by Paige9622 August 31, 2018
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Sperm Berber

When you are get a blowjob from a women and you thrust your dick down her throat, till she almost pukes and cum
Jake was getting head from Sara until he jammed his dick down her throat and came and called her a sperm Berber as he puked
by Daddy yess 69 December 2, 2023
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Sperm-Whaling

An entry level sex act designed to denigrate a female while qualifying as a popular double points finishing move for men. To participate in Sperm-Whaling, a man begins by gently ejaculating into a females mouth so as not to arouse her suspicion. Then, without warning, the male quickly yanks the back of the females hair in a downward motion so as to elicit a surprise factor while simultaneously orienting her mouth toward the sky. A brisk gut punch from the male finishes the maneuver as it sends his sperm shooting out skyward from her mouth just like a whale clearing its blowhole when surfacing.
Hey bro, Do you see that stuff on the ceiling? I had Becky over last night and I went Sperm-Whaling!
by Testeclease January 27, 2023
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spam or sperm

Describes da useless content of most of da junk e-mail messages dat land in yer inbox --- i.e., they're either worthless meaningless crap, or sexually-explicit garbage dat you have no interest in.
It was a total waste of time to even check my e-mail inbox today... everything there was either spam or sperm!
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
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Schwerm-sperm

Schwerm sperm, shwerm sperm. When a man eats shoarma, and later cums in a girls' mouth, and the spices, heavily used in middle eastern cuisine have made their way into the male ejaculate, so it is rich with spices such as cumin.
your cum tastes like shoarma, you got schwerm-sperm!
by Knammelewielie June 25, 2018
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Sperm bitch

A bitch that gets sperm from almost every guy she meets
That gurl your fuckin with is a sperm bitch so be sure that she dont got stds.
by Og_bitch May 18, 2020
mugGet the Sperm bitchmug.

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