Vegas Sperm Clinic

A lady of the night

Went to a Vegas Sperm Clinic and got my shit shlonked sideways

by Ethabmen May 28, 2025

sperm rag

A person who allows everyone to cum inside.

Fawn is sperm rag.

by chikilove July 14, 2022

Sperm

Something thats creamy and white

Babe My sperm is white and creamy do you want some?

by Creamy white nut April 25, 2022

Sperm the worm

To ejaculate semen from the penis.

The young man was feeling stressed out, so he decided to go to his room and sperm the worm to some smooth jazz.

by Hoodies on the beach July 11, 2016

Sperm the worm

To ejaculate sperm from the penis

"Why are you taking so long?"
"Give me few more minutes as I sperm the worm!"

by Hoodies on the beach April 8, 2016

make-a-wish sperm

When attractive parents birth an ugly child.

“You were definitely a make-a-wish sperm, dude.”

by Yourmomsboyfriend April 2, 2023

sperm recepticle

A misspelling of "sperm receptacle", promulgated by illiterates.

According to sperm.blog "Sperm receptacles, also known as spermathecae, are structures found in female organisms used to store and receive sperm during sexual reproduction. Sperm receptacles are specialized structures in female animals that receive and store sperm from male partners for later fertilization of their eggs. These structures have evolved in a variety of shapes and sizes, ranging from pouches to ducts to sacs, depending on the species."

That much is real. There is, however, no such word as "sperm recepticle".

One more reason why illiterates should not be permitted to breed.

by bitchuck December 14, 2024