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angry sanchez blindness

This can occur when the recipient of a dirty sanchez, a funny sanchez or any felcher gets angry and like a tempermental llama, they spit the jizz/poo mix in the eye of their partner. This feculant goo almost guarantee's a pink-eye infection referred to as "angry sanchez blindness"
Did you see Jeff today? Yep, I heard it's a case of angry sanchez blindness. He should really quit Tony Danza and donkey punching people.
by cramtoes September 9, 2010
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Bryan Sanchez

Bryan Sanchez is a very ugly person. Bryan cannot talk to girls. He looks like a Mexican beaver. He got big teeth he be looking like a horse. His hair cannot grow and it looks like a comb. he also gets food pieces stuck in his teeth and huge!! gaps in his teeth but later gets braces blue ones.
Wow you look like a beaver like Bryan Sanchez.
by Bryan Sanchez December 10, 2019
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Negative dirty sanchez

When the face is all covered in shit except your upper lip.
Man my girlfriend gave me the worst Negative dirty sanchez last night it got all over my bed covers!
by C squared +E&N=perves May 2, 2008
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the mark sanchez

n. not to be confused with the 'dirty sanchez', this is when you pull your penis from your lovers asshole and give them a mustache with their own doo doo off of your penis.
it felt so good to have my boyfriend inside my anus, but then he gave me the mark sanchez, gross.
by howardversion1 December 26, 2010
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jamed sanchez

Dick slapping a bitch with shit all over your cock.
"After I rammed that chick from behind I pulled the move Jamed Sanchez on her."
by Victor M January 10, 2005
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Creamy Sanchez

to nut up, bust, explode all over someone
by Nice And Slow August 11, 2006
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Sanchi

A Game very similar to taboo but in the box it not only has a board and cards but a small Chinese man who lives in radiators and his brother who you tie to your roof
Lets Play some Sanchiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
by Sanchigod January 26, 2008
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