Goon Shower

An Australian term describing the act of having a cheap cask of wine above ones head (either held by ones self or an individual known as the squirter) and squirting the contents into ones open mouth for a prolonged period of time, with such contents often pouring onto the face, clothes and hair, thus it is regarded as a shower of goon

Mike had a goon shower during the party

by Paul Turner December 8, 2007

Syncing slower than the titanic

Technology/computing-based pun: it took nearly 3 hours for the Titanic to sink on April 14th 1912 so the pun can be used when files take longer than expected to sync.

Sync is the homophone of sink.

Sync being the abbreviation for synchronization or the process of keeping dataset copies consistant between one another in a computer system/network.

Sink meaning for something to go below the surface of water.

Jacob: Wow it's taking 3 hours for my files to sync with the network when it should have only taken 1 hour!
Jillian: Well you can say it's syncing slower than the titanic.
Jacob: Ah nice computer geek pun there!

by awesomagic November 14, 2011

Bronze Shower

The act of a man, urinating Into a women's anus and she proceedes to Shit-Piss it onto his face.

"Dude I was with my girlfriend and and she totally gave me a bronze shower"

by bronzy November 14, 2012

Thot Shower

The inevitable shower a thot, gay or straight, will take to freshen up after being mercilessly fucked.

God, he destroyed me. I need a thot shower...

by Vargpill January 25, 2019

golden oldie showers

watching an old woman piss herself in front of you

Im in a queue in hmv and doris looses control of her bladder, hmmm im hard with those golden oldie showers.

by bouncyb October 18, 2008

The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion

When a person (usually a teenager) shits their pants in a watery and explosive manner to escape a drug test appointed by his or her parent or legal guardian changing the color of said person's pants and floor causing a literal shit storm

When my parents pulled out that drug test I knew I was fucked and had no choice but to use The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion

by fangirlshitstank May 23, 2020

gang shower

A tiled room, usually adjacent to a locker room, but sometimes constituting an open shower area within a locker room, containing multiple showering positions, usually beneath numerous showerheads affixed to the walls at intervals of about every four feet, and one or more floor drains. The showering positions are sometimes situated around a shower pole or a shower column each of which would have between 4 - 6 showerheads affixed around each column. Gang showers are designed so that a large group of people may shower simultaneously so as to save time and avoid delay. Because they do not contain any dividers or shower stalls, gang showers do not permit for any modesty where the users of such a facility would be showering together simultaneously in the nude. Gang showers are usually designed to accomodate between 10 and 40 users simultaneously, and are usually found in institutional settings, such as at a gymnasium, swimming pool, fitness studio, high school, university, professional sporting venue or in a prison. In the United States, gang showers are segregated by gender, but at some facilities in Europe, particularly at a sauna, both genders may take a coed shower in the gang shower communally at the same time.

After the swim meet, the entire team stripped out of their wet racing suits in the locker room and then showered together in the nude in the gang shower to rinse off the chlorine from the swimming pool.

by Noervenich April 15, 2009