This guy that goes to riverside and has a very nice jiggly ting on the back. Everyone wants to give him brain.
by that nigga nick the dick November 21, 2021
Get the Simonmug. Simons are neat, tidy, and crazy. They are tall and they often times wear the classic black shorts. They hate everyone, except people they have formed specific attachments to. But when he loves you, there is no other feeling that's better. Simons crack jokes and game whenever they can. They are usually loud and sometimes obnoxious, and they ignore those who serve them no interest. If you are a Simon, you are very honest, but a vibe. ✨
by honeyshortcake November 30, 2022
Get the Simonmug. A "Simon moment" is a broad generalization referring to instances where individuals named Simon make decisions, especially those related to finance, that turn out to be poor and don't withstand scrutiny. A typical "Simon moment" involves a person doing something that the average person considers to be outdated or "stupid".
Joe experienced a real 'Simon moment' when he invested all his savings in GameStop without researching its background or market trends.
by 911Jesus November 19, 2023
Get the Simon Momentmug. by [F2P] General Spy October 20, 2023
Get the Simon Viklundmug. 1. Being in the Simon Zone is when you think you have a girlfriend on the basis that you are frequently texting a girl and have no intentions of asking her out.
2. Talking to a potential love interest without the need to meet with them in person
2. Talking to a potential love interest without the need to meet with them in person
by theboss31 December 5, 2018
Get the The Simon Zonemug. Simon
by CeloGalileo November 22, 2021
Get the Simonmug. My girl came back late this morning and she wasn't answering her phone all night, I was worried sick!
Shoulda checked twatter, she was getting Dick Simoned
Shoulda checked twatter, she was getting Dick Simoned
by ninjamuffin289 June 5, 2023
Get the Dick Simonedmug.