Whippedman Syndrome

The often all to occuring condition that afflicts most young men. This is a sympton of the condition known as "Relationships". Your once best friend who you were in constant contact with will defect to another person, more than likely a woman. What once was regular catch up's for beer and football turn into only failry common email's and text message. The condition can descend into Married Man Syndrome if not treated early by removal of the original protaganist (the relationship). It is important to note that the person afflicted with this syndrome will get defensive and try to protect the syndrome with the best of thier ability. Removal should be excercised with extreme caution, as it can lead to massive depression bout's, contracting AIDS from hookers, and possibly suicide. For effective medications see Chainsaw, Katana, Twin's and Adultery

"Man, Sharky's new b!tch is really pissing me off, he's getting the Whippedman Syndrome bad."
"Yeah, I feel you, I just hope it doesn't turn into Married Man Syndrome"
"Fo Shiz."

by Hunterz May 25, 2008

Gene Syndrome

an affliction characterized by the subjects lack of ability to get action from girls

Hey, guys! How do you meet girls? I must have Gene Syndrome.

by Majero April 6, 2003

Drummer's Syndrome

When a drummer loves drumming so much, that he/she will tap on anything whenever and wherever he/she can. Drummer's who suffer from this often use their fingers to tap on inanimate objects - such as chairs, desks, and car seats - or in severe cases of boredom - other people. Friends and teachers are the people most affected by this unfortunate syndrome, due to it's constant intrusion into activities, and due to the fact that the tapping can be hideously, dreadfully, disturbingly, remarkably, and intensely annoying.

1. Dude, stop having Drummer's Syndrome and drumming on the desk. This is history class, not a concert.

2. Matt, if you don't stop having Drummer's Syndrome, I will glue your hands and feet to the table.

by da drumma January 10, 2014

Catonkeyboard Syndrome

Random, meaningless letters on a chat/text. What happens when your cat takes a nap on your keyboard.

"gfv,zkdsjlsdxnnjzds,.mjxchksdddddddddddddddddvdxk,.dssd" is an example of Catonkeyboard Syndrome

by She'sTheBlade March 4, 2011

Pro Syndrome

Where you play 'Pro Evoultion Soccer 6' so much that when you play real football it feels like your playing the game. You may even say the button you would press while doing the corresponding move!

Jerd and James were playing football in the park

Jerd: Yes, on your 'ed, James!

James: Yes....use the circle button!

Jerd: Gee James, you have Pro Syndrome

by Samyall May 31, 2007

MCL Syndrome

Mad Cat Lady Syndrome is the desire to keep more than 130 cats in the same house at one time. The cats usually partake in mosh pits.

That woman sure has MCL Syndrome I can see those cats moshing in her front window!

by Hannah Taylor September 18, 2010

TA Syndrome

This is a condition common to those that have served/are serving for the Territorial Army in which they delude themselves with grandeur and demand respect in day to day "civi" life based on the fact they are in to TA.

People with this syndrome do not suffer since a secondary symptom is being utterly oblivious to how they are despised by the real army and civilians alike.

Not all members of the Territorial Army have this syndrome, but those that do can be detected by the fact they will bring up the fact that they are in the TA within seconds of starting conversation.

Bartender: You waiting mate?

Dean: Ahh, umm, I'll have a double whiskey and lemonade. We don't get chance for all this lazing around you lot do in the TA, this is the first drink I've had in five months.

Bartender to regular: What a cunt.

Regular: Yeah, TA Syndrome.

by Polio Bear March 12, 2009