The act of beating your penis so hard that in the end it turns a pinkish color, thus looking like a piece of ham. Best results come from using both hands at the same time since, they cause more friction.
I was Ham Slamming the other day at work and my boss walked in and joined me. I ended up quiting my job a few moments later.
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Get the keyboard slamming mug.When a male and a female have a double sided dildo and the male puts it up his butt and the female puts hers in either her vagina or butt and the progress to push their butts together.
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Get the gerbil slam mug.A girl that is D.T.T. (down to tease) but not D.T.F. Usually results in blue balls. This girl usually has blonde hair blue eyes and a large rack. If u meet one dont expect to get your dick wet but just slightly touched. But for the most part they are recievers and not givers.
Hey Mason, did you ever get it in with Rachele? No bro shes a slam tease.
Hey Rach are you D.T.F. nope im D.T.T. ;)
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