Ham Slamming

The act of beating your penis so hard that in the end it turns a pinkish color, thus looking like a piece of ham. Best results come from using both hands at the same time since, they cause more friction.

I was Ham Slamming the other day at work and my boss walked in and joined me. I ended up quiting my job a few moments later.

by poopieweinerhole July 9, 2010

dick slam

Basically slamming your dick in a girls vagina and not telling her that your going to do so.

Why did Bob dick slam Marcy?

by Travis Church May 22, 2008

Slam-hammered

Being so hammered that when you walk you slam into things in your path.

When you are slam-hammered it's hard to walk down a hallway without slamming into the walls as you go.

by JelinaCulia May 14, 2009

putback slam

a triumphant rebound fuck.

Girl 1: Ohhh Katie got fucked last night!
Girl 2: Didn't she just break up with her fiance?
Girl 1: Yeah girrrrl, it was a putback slam.

by StoolProgress February 19, 2011

Casey Slam

Being bullied to the point that you snap, pick up the bully and slam them on thier face.

Back off or I'll Casey Slam you!

by ChopStiR April 1, 2011

Lok Slam

A Lok Slam is an Alcoholic drink, made by drinking down to the top of the label of a 40oz(your choice of type of beer)and then pouring in a fourLoko(and repeating this until the fourLoko is empty). There are different combinations, like a OE 40oz and a Grape fourLoko is known as the NiggSlam*

Nuk1-Damn I'm so hungover
Nuk2-Wut'd you drink last night?
Nuk1-A niggslam, they get u fuckkkedd upp
Nuk2-yeah i drank two Lok Slam s i yacked everywhere and pissed myself

by D$B August 2, 2010

Slam tease

A girl that is D.T.T. (down to tease) but not D.T.F. Usually results in blue balls. This girl usually has blonde hair blue eyes and a large rack. If u meet one dont expect to get your dick wet but just slightly touched. But for the most part they are recievers and not givers.

Hey Mason, did you ever get it in with Rachele? No bro shes a slam tease.

Hey Rach are you D.T.F. nope im D.T.T. ;)

by The Bro Crew September 24, 2011