September 15

any girls born on this day have the biggest b00bs youll ever see.
damnnnn. when was that girl born?”
September 15th obviously.”
“I shouldve known - her milkers are massive!”
by L3M0NZ_ February 09, 2022
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September 5th

Give your best-guy-friend and blowjob today so he can have an amazing week
She helped her bestfriend on September 5th😋
by yeeboy1hunnid September 05, 2021
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September 7th

Wow I get to fuck jacob today its September 7th.
by Jackyboi558 October 18, 2019
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September 1st

BTS’S MAKNAE’S BIRTHDAY, THE MF ONE AND ONLY JEON JUNGKOOK!!!
BTS: What is today?
ARMY: IT’S SEPTEMBER 1ST, KOOKIE’S BIRTHDAY!!!
by Cockblocker795 September 29, 2021
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September 6th

September 6th is national finger a dude day... A female will finger a male because it’s different. If you are a female, you will be fingered by your previous love... if you don’t have one then u finger urself.
Girl : ‘can I finger you’
Boy : ‘shouldnt it be me fingering you’
Girl: ‘Its September 6th’
Boy: ‘Oh okay
by Alfoa June 20, 2019
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September 21

The birthday of the thicccccest and hottest person that deserves to be loved.
“He’s born on September 21st , he is the hottest I guess.”
by Your savoury November 10, 2019
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