September 7th

Fuck a triplet named jacob day.

Wow I get to fuck jacob today its September 7th.

by Jackyboi558 October 18, 2019

September 15

any girls born on this day have the biggest b00bs youll ever see.

“damnnnn. when was that girl born?”
“September 15th obviously.”
“I shouldve known - her milkers are massive!”

by L3M0NZ_ February 8, 2022

September 5th

Give your best-guy-friend and blowjob today so he can have an amazing week

She helped her bestfriend on September 5th😋

by yeeboy1hunnid September 5, 2021

September 1st

BTS’S MAKNAE’S BIRTHDAY, THE MF ONE AND ONLY JEON JUNGKOOK!!!

BTS: What is today?
ARMY: IT’S SEPTEMBER 1ST, KOOKIE’S BIRTHDAY!!!

by Cockblocker795 September 28, 2021

September 4

National do your boyfriends makeup day

“It’s September 4 you know what that means. I’ll go get my makeup”

by anonymous September 2, 2021

September 6th

September 6th is national finger a dude day... A female will finger a male because it’s different. If you are a female, you will be fingered by your previous love... if you don’t have one then u finger urself.

Girl : ‘can I finger you’
Boy : ‘shouldnt it be me fingering you’
Girl: ‘Its September 6th’
Boy: ‘Oh okay’

by Alfoa June 20, 2019

September 21

The birthday of the thicccccest and hottest person that deserves to be loved.

“He’s born on September 21st , he is the hottest I guess.”

by Your savoury November 9, 2019