Cul-de-sac Science

The pursuit of a science research project in an applied reserach area, but which has no practical or economic viability.

His masterate thesis on the rheology of camel dung is just Cul-de-sac Science

by Harry Foodtech August 28, 2010

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

THE MOST POWERFUL GOD IN THE UNIVERSE

PRAISE BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

by macoroni box May 8, 2019

It's Not Rocket Science

What we should tell people who refuse to wear a DARN mask.

Hey, everybody, got a favor to ask!
Shut the F up and put on your mask!
Save a human life with a menial task!
Shut the F up and put on your mask!
IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

by Pialinist August 13, 2020

im not a monkey, im a scientist

A phrase commonly used by that really overpowered looking gorilla/scientist bitch who in reality has a pussy tickling gun and needs to be buffed.

Reaper :Get tf back 2 the zoo u monkey cunt

Winston: Im not a monkey, im a scientist

by Memeulous June 2, 2017

Bro scientist

That 155 lb weakling that continues to believe his bulletproof workout program yields results, despite looking like an emaciated Holocaust survivor. He may dole out incredibly inaccurate advice, despite never having squatted in his life because he does leg extensions instead. Upon noticing anybody with a better physique or strength than he, he concludes that a lexicon of illicit substances - normally enough to put an entire small Nigerian village in a coma - had to have been implemented. He most likely attends Planet Fitness because other gyms aren't his "style." He believes deadlifts are some type of funeral procession, and that his diet of burgers and fries are sure carrying him well. Avid gym users want to break his limbs and entrap him in a 6" x 6" crate filled with whale feces and vomit for the duration of his miserable life.

Real gym user: What are you doing today?
Bro scientist: Prolly gonna hit Planet Fitness brahhhh
Real gym user: Why the f$&k would you go to that rat's ass excuse for a gym?
Bro scientist: Sorry, I was busy doing crunches, gonna get that 6 pack doood
Real gym user: But you can't get 6 packs by just -

Bro scientist: God I love not eating right or lifting right and giving unwarranted advice
Real gym user: die

by raptorius June 29, 2014

Syd the science kid

Well, you may think this is a little kids cartoon show. it is. but really its a cool girl who is asian but sometimes forgets she is asian.Shes super good at everything she does. But she makes the weirdest faces.

Girl: SYD THE SCIENCE KID!
Girl 2: what the cartoon?!
Girl: no its the awesome asian girl that forgets she's asian and makes funny faces!!
Girl 2: oh that one!

by Mimla June 15, 2010

What's the science?

New slang phrase sweeping the midwest...sorta. It's just a fresh way to say "what's up" or any other phrase of the like. Replying with an actual science isn't a correct response.

Lucas: Hey, Alex. What's the science?
Alex: Um...marine biology?
Lucas: Fool.

by AP January 28, 2006