Located in the middle of nowhere. You will find some of the world's dumbest people here. Violence is rampant around campus, STDs, blue waffles, generally disgusting girls, people without manners. Dumb Americans, Ugly Americans. If you are a European be careful of the Americans, they can be dangerous, approach with caution. Stay away from the women here, they are violent, uneducated and frankly belong in a zoo.
As you can see from a distance, there goes the Ugly American in his natural habitat: Salisbury University. Look at the way he harasses and threatens his roommates. Typical behavior. He/she then proceeds to indulge himself with booze. How gratifying.
A: Hey is that a Salisbury University girl in that exhibit? B: Throw her peanuts she'll enjoy them! C: No flash photos, you'll make her violently burp!
A: Hey is that a Salisbury University girl in that exhibit? B: Throw her peanuts she'll enjoy them! C: No flash photos, you'll make her violently burp!
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Nestled within the ghetto of the eastern shore of Maryland, Salisbury University surely sticks out like a sore thumb. Most of the people there are inbred and the students are no exception. The only thing worse then the surrounding area are the academics at Salisbury University. If their aim is to produce the dullest and the lamest students possible, they are achieving their goal.
When visiting Salisbury, be especially weary of the potential to party with some current students. In fact most of the students attending these extracurricular shindigs are former students who have refused to grow up. What to expect at a Salisbury Party:
1)Girls with herpes.
2)Girls with any other STD imaginable blue waffle
3)be prepared for less than mediocre college kids
4)Natty lights
5)disgusting filthy houses used as drunken orgy containers
6)guys thinking that ocean city has waves sufficient enough to surf on
There are way too many to list. Best advice? Avoid the place entirely. If you must step foot within a 30 mile radius wear a hazmat suit and beware of the cocamonga monster.
Nestled within the ghetto of the eastern shore of Maryland, Salisbury University surely sticks out like a sore thumb. Most of the people there are inbred and the students are no exception. The only thing worse then the surrounding area are the academics at Salisbury University. If their aim is to produce the dullest and the lamest students possible, they are achieving their goal.
When visiting Salisbury, be especially weary of the potential to party with some current students. In fact most of the students attending these extracurricular shindigs are former students who have refused to grow up. What to expect at a Salisbury Party:
1)Girls with herpes.
2)Girls with any other STD imaginable blue waffle
3)be prepared for less than mediocre college kids
4)Natty lights
5)disgusting filthy houses used as drunken orgy containers
6)guys thinking that ocean city has waves sufficient enough to surf on
There are way too many to list. Best advice? Avoid the place entirely. If you must step foot within a 30 mile radius wear a hazmat suit and beware of the cocamonga monster.
Example 1-
dude1:"Look at that fat herpes infected transvestite"
dude2:"shes not so bad, id rather sleep with her then go to Salisbury University"
Example 2-
Girl1:"I met a guy at Salisbury University the other day and i think i like him"
Girl2:"are you crazy? id rather have my nipple bit off by rabies infested bats while eating bloody tampons then even touch a Salisbury guy."
dude1:"Look at that fat herpes infected transvestite"
dude2:"shes not so bad, id rather sleep with her then go to Salisbury University"
Example 2-
Girl1:"I met a guy at Salisbury University the other day and i think i like him"
Girl2:"are you crazy? id rather have my nipple bit off by rabies infested bats while eating bloody tampons then even touch a Salisbury guy."
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Once you have developed these effective sales channels, you can also look for other products and services that you can resell or distribute through them—which will raise your margins since the cost to add products and services produced by others to your sales channels is usually small and quite often zero. You may also be able to thereby create new recurring revenue streams for your enterprise.
By bundling other company’s products and services with your own, it may also be possible to co-brand or co-promote with them—they can promote your enterprise to their clients, customers and suppliers and you can do likewise, opening up whole new markets for both.
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