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Ryan

If you have this name, you are a gay male who looks like a fucking stick with a small ass penis. This name means that you are the biggest faggot in the school. You are a scrawny piece of shit. Your mom probably doesn't love you. Also, you are always the aggressor.
Person 1: Yo, did you see the new stick outside
Person 2: You mean Ryan?
Person 1: Yea, that's what I meant.
by iamameem February 28, 2019
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A Dick who does the teachers bidding no matter what.
teacher-come here
Ryan-ok
teacher-*Anal*
by Mesajarjarjeff March 11, 2019
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The name you give your kid if they aren’t going to be circumcised
“Ryan is such a prick.”
“Yeah it’s cuz he has foreskin
by Iamnotnotreal May 7, 2019
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Ryan is a person who likes to play fortnite and beat his meat to it.He loves to rub his nipples and let his dog lick his asshole when he is horny. He has a hole in his chest because he has no heart and when he is playing basketball he makes me every shot but brakes his hunched back every time. His mom is really hot and his dad is a fury and ryan is taking after his dad so quickly.
ryan is a gay man
by dev ooff gang May 13, 2019
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Is the best at food ASMR. Loves him some Taco Bell and his Baja blast. He is overly obsessed with the pokemon bulbasaur and has over 19284893744 pokémon cards. At first glance you’d think he’s gay, but yeah. He is gay. He’s a fucking weeaboo and he knows it. We love Ryan :-)
Girl: wow you’re cute
Ryan: woah. I love penis and bulbasaur. chill
by Hoereject July 8, 2019
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A ryan is a gentle hearted person. He can light up a room with his smile. His laugh is the kind that makes your heart smile. He listens when you least expect and pays attention to things you normally dont remember. A ryan is a great friend and possibly the best one to have. He will make you weak in your knees and when he touches you or you feel his lips on yours it's hard to breath and hard to think. He is not a man with many words but every time he speaks its worth listening to. It is hard not to fall for a ryan but if a ryan falls for you I'm pretty sure you should hold on to him tight. He has a story to tell and pages to wrtite So weather your just a sentence in this book of ryan or in a page or even just a chapter it was worth it.
When your not sure how your going to swim from the bottom of the ocean with bricks on your feet, search for a ryan to make it out alive.
by controlfreak365 July 10, 2019
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Ryan is a guy who is gay and if he is arguing with someone he likes them he tell corny jokes he is a genius at devices.
by taylor gabe April 15, 2019
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