Chronic Roasting

Chronic roasting is a comeback that specializes in the art of sarcastic satire. In this case Person A will Ensue to dismiss any of Person B sarcasm by reverse humour. It is chronic due to the amount of effort and the persistence the Person A will go through just to make the comeback so forceful that Person B would assume to have an existential crisis.

"your bloodline is as weak as that fade, you done fucked up now"
"well fuck me sideways, didn't know we were going to talk about my appearance when you the side bitch in your relationship if you don't get your ass together I'll do some Chronic Roasting, That'll straighten you out"

by Ain't your damn Business April 7, 2018

Roast dinner

You put your penis into a car exhaust pipe and drive it untill it misfires and it becomes cooked , then someone just had a roast dinner

I had a lovely roast dinner last night

by Sexy saucy meals May 13, 2021

Roast dinner fart

A fart that smells likes a carvery

Sometimes I do a roast dinner fart

by Bethan Mint December 19, 2021

Roasted lamb

A homoesexual or exhibiting homosexual characteristics

Oh my god did you see Pete?
The way he held his cock at the urinal - he's such a roasted lamb

by Moroner June 11, 2022

Roast Beef & Mashed Potato

Hardcore gay sex

"I am going to have roast beef & mashed potato tonight!" - Jack

"Okay wear protection" - Jake

by RandomPayneTrain October 11, 2022

Penis Roasting

Making jokes about ones penis and it's size.

Jerry was really penis Roasting tom by saying his was so long and thin like crap!

by Starsky Hutch 1010 December 12, 2020

roasting the almond

when you warm your lady loins while your roommate is out of the room

My roommate's spending the weekend with her boyfriend as a sex slave, so I'm going to be roasting the almond all weekend!

by nastychicken June 26, 2016