An orgy that can only occur in New Orleans in which a man blindfolded with a confederate flag inserts his left hand into an unspecified but humid chamber, not knowing that which he has enjoined himself with. Following, after five minutes he removes his said hand, puts it up to his nose, and correlating with the accuracy of his assessment wins an appropriate gift card to Church's Chicken.
"Thanks for taking me to Church's Chicken!"
"Don't mention it, I won this gift card at a Mississippi Pot Roast!"
"Don't mention it, I won this gift card at a Mississippi Pot Roast!"
by A Flaky Bitch September 07, 2023
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by Melon HUCK January 04, 2017
You put your penis into a car exhaust pipe and drive it untill it misfires and it becomes cooked , then someone just had a roast dinner
by Sexy saucy meals May 13, 2021
Chronic roasting is a comeback that specializes in the art of sarcastic satire. In this case Person A will Ensue to dismiss any of Person B sarcasm by reverse humour. It is chronic due to the amount of effort and the persistence the Person A will go through just to make the comeback so forceful that Person B would assume to have an existential crisis.
"your bloodline is as weak as that fade, you done fucked up now"
"well fuck me sideways, didn't know we were going to talk about my appearance when you the side bitch in your relationship if you don't get your ass together I'll do some Chronic Roasting, That'll straighten you out"
"well fuck me sideways, didn't know we were going to talk about my appearance when you the side bitch in your relationship if you don't get your ass together I'll do some Chronic Roasting, That'll straighten you out"
by Ain't your damn Business March 21, 2018
When you're a minority male in NYC and your privilege Long Island ex-wife started making 6 figures 1st year starting (as a nurse) without graduating from college from Honors; so basically that minority ex-husband hustles really hard, gets a fortune 100 company job without connections, coincidentally he now works in a office being the only minority male, also coincidentally meets someone from South East Asia (Thanks to facebook), makes friends with the East Asians, then goes to Manila, meets up with a Manila Nurse that nurses him back up like "Nurse Joy" from Pokemon, have lots of fun with the Manila people (Asians), then you come back to NY to give your privilege ex-wife nurse the Ultimate Manila-ROAST because you don't need to listen to manipulative cold hearted mind-control games and her 6 figure tricks (Local Government capitalism favoritism) anymore, because her privilege-Long-island-capitalist-fantasies got the best out of her (and New York).
New York 6 Figure privilege -"Once you go black you can't go back." 💵 🍭👩🏻 ⚕️🍭💵
Street Smart Minority male hustle-"Once you hit that Asian, you can't resist that persuasion. 🇵🇭 🔥 👩🏻 ⚕️ 🔥 🇨🇳 "
🌏 🌎 🌍 - "Life is not fair"- Manila-ROAST
Street Smart Minority male hustle-"Once you hit that Asian, you can't resist that persuasion. 🇵🇭 🔥 👩🏻 ⚕️ 🔥 🇨🇳 "
🌏 🌎 🌍 - "Life is not fair"- Manila-ROAST
by Manila5 June 24, 2022
To drag someone behind a hedge, knock them unconscious, and Give em a right old screw before leaving them to wake up with their legs in the air - perhaps with some Cadbury creme egg residue left behind.
"That old cunt pissed me off! I had to give em the old quinny bush-roast to teach him a lesson."
"Cawh look at that bird- I'd love to show her a quinny bush-roast."
"Cawh look at that bird- I'd love to show her a quinny bush-roast."
by Yourtitsbelonginamorgue July 18, 2024