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Roasted Roaches

roasted spoilt brats basically. ez pz
those roasted roaches dont know what le fuck they're dealing with
by anonymous person xd October 19, 2021
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ROAST BANANA

1st drink 2 parts strong laxative, next grab per pelt banana, lube with spit till slippery, swallow banana hole, chase wit a further 2 parts strong laxative, 4 to 6mins later your roast banana should be well done, serve on warm plate, if you are lucky you be able to drizzle off banana poo goo either as a dipping sauce or a cheeky chaser.
Lax, pre pelt banana, 4 to 6mins good to serve, Roast Banana
by Louonions May 9, 2022
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that rump is roasting

When a person's bootyis so big and popping out of their jeans, that a person finds it attractive.
Hey check out Lisa!! That rump is roasting and her ass is fine!
by JoyceeT June 23, 2008
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roast-off

When two or more persons are going at it like the Kardashians
John, Mary and Luke were having roast-off on who had the bigger dick, oh, and Mary as you guessed by now is a transvestite.
by Gap was here June 1, 2016
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silent roasting

Roasting between you and another person with no audience to witness.
My Silent roasting is on point, are you sure you want this?
by DamnedB March 23, 2016
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spit roast cobb salad toss

A sexual practice whereby two men service a woman at the same time, from different ends,while also each having a woman eating their assholes at the same time of the spit roast.
Faustie and Rob are lucky to have spit roast cobb salad toss’d dushku , jovovich and elizabeth last show
by RobJeremy June 6, 2022
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Let the roast burn!

To throw caution to the wind. IDGAF for respectable and/or moms of the boomer era and beyond. A flashback to the days of the mother as the homemaker and sole keeper of the kitchen. Not necessarily dangerous and not always a mom, an act just a bit out of character for any cautious person.
Joan asked Doris if she was sure she could drive after having those fortified cocktails, to which she responded, "meh, let the roast burn!"

"We told them we'd be back by 5."
"But we have two more thrift stores to hit."
"Ah, let the roast burn!"
by the Momur November 14, 2019
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