Put the tube in the hole

To have sexual intercourse, to copulate
Literally, put the penis (tube) in the vala (hole)

Man: I am so bored out of my skull!
Woman: Yeah, me too. I don't know what we should do.
Man: I know, We can put the tube in the hole and make a baby.
Woman: Great Idea! I can finally be a mom!

by DJ CoBrA May 24, 2017

put the team on her

Putting the whole team on her describes sharing pussy with the whole squad, cause sharing is caring.

“Hey did you bag Sarah last night” “yea I smashed and put the team on her”

by Long john t-bag January 27, 2019

put you deep

to become aware or hip of what's happening, typically to introduce an important happening

Let me put you deep on something..,

by Henry_1az March 17, 2021

put it in her dog

penetration of a male into a female's ass

I heard Erik was desperately trying to put it in her dog last night, but she wasn't having it.

by whiskerdick April 19, 2010

put the Fire Stick in

To put on a movie or TV show using your Amazon Fire Stick but really it's just an excuse to get cozy on the couch/bed together, possibly leading to making out, heavy petting, and/or intercourse. Synonym for "Netflix and chill."

"He came over and put the Fire stick in and it was ON."

by Anything4Selenas June 22, 2019

Putting out cones

What one tells their wife they are doing when one is actually scoping out babes at Pumpkin Fest.

Hey, Jim where have you been for the last 3 hours.

Sorry, Mar, I’ve been putting out cones.

by AnastasiaBeaverhausen October 21, 2019

Put the Windmill in Motion

The verbal threat to cause bodily harm, a severe beating, to kick the crap out of someone.

My Dad would always use this saying when the kids were misbehaving, fighting or just getting on his nerves. "Don't make me put the windmill in motion!" That was his way of saying if we didn't stop whatever it is we were doing then he was gonna beat our butts!

by Weller1974 May 4, 2011