paddler

A person from the shallow end of the gene pool. If there is a cream of the genetic crop, this group is the stagnant scum in the nearby lake.

"Fucking hell, have you seen the teeth on that guy? Absolute paddler."

by el-generico July 11, 2019

PaddleHeads

A term used for a group of duffers who float down the river.

"Those Paddleheads are floating down the river in their uniforms!"

by StrangeUnexplained November 8, 2019

Paddle Breath Cheat

A person who cheats at Call of Duty. Usually named Charlie

A paddle breath cheat is worse than OJ Simpson
Person 1: i was playing with a guy who jumped really high earlier..

Person 2: ahh yeah thats Charlie the paddle cheat.

by Peanutbutterlickdown February 24, 2020

Poddle

A small pond that dries up in summer like a puddle.

My dog can drink from this poddle in winter, but has to look elsewhere for water in summer.

by SpinosaurusSushi March 2, 2021

Paddleboat

A show of affection to your bros. In which you gentle fondle your bros balls with you fingers and say the word paddleboat.

I went up to my bro and did a paddleboat on his balls

by The-most-dangerous-wanker May 27, 2021

Peddlephile

A person who is sexually attracted to bicycles that are under 20inches

Keep that guy away from your bike. He's a peddlephile

by MoeDaHoe46 August 17, 2021

Poddler

Something you have to kick if you choose to do it with Corinna kopf.

Would you do it with Corinna kopf if it meant you had to kick a poddler every time?

by Thebutton5050 October 6, 2023