Poser

One who adopts the stylistic and overall aesthetic traits of a group or movement, without actually considering the attitude, ideals and lifestyle of said group.

Guy 1: Well, I got my Suicidal Tendencies hat, Bad Brains T-shirt, Dickies work pants with studded belt, Vans Sk8 HIs and knee high socks. I'm officially a HARDCORE SKATER! WOOH!!!

Guy 2: Hey Dude, I noticed your gear man. Suicidal's one of my favorite bands man! I bet you must skate as well! Those Hi-tops are so good for vert, the waffle grip is amazing!

Guy 1: ...Aaaah, nah man I dont skate.

Guy 2: Oh ok, well what's your favorite Bad Brains song?

Guy 1: *bemused* I don't know dude, I've never actually listened to them before.

Guy 2: ...F**KING POSER!!!

by SilkySkills February 7, 2013

Poser Speak

Used to make fun of metal posers, the metal equivalent of leet speak.

You take a bunch of genres, bands, and famous metal musicians and you make a random inaccurate statement or you just spell the names wrong for a band and famous musician.

Typical examples of Poser Speak:

"Maytallica was not even thrash during mister of puppets, kill yourself poser"

"DION RUINED BLACK SLABBATH"
" I'm pretty sure Tom Araya era Metallica was the best, their best album was Holy Diver # Grind Core #Not Thrash "
"Paranoid was Opeth's best album # Thrash for lyfe"

by Bass Salad November 19, 2014

poser

Fake

-Someone who isn't who they say there are and is a complete waste of life

Diana is such a poser.

by WILTEOUT January 28, 2015

Proper Pie

Reference to a persons behind/bottom/ass, that it is so gorgeous/sexy/hot that you just want to bury your face in it.

-Hey! Look at that ass. That's some proper pie.

-Check out that guy. He's got some proper pie.

-Dude, did you see that girl?
-Yeah! Proper pie.

by TheNewYorker June 2, 2014

Poser

1.Someone who pretends to like a certain thing to amuse a certain crowd.
2.Someone who pretends to like something they know little about just because there friends or people they know like it.

Person one: "Dude did you hear about Daft Punks new album?
Person two: "What new album?"
Person one: "There new album it was so overhyped! It's called Random Access
Memories!"
Person two: "Oh yeah! That one!"
Person one: Yeah! Don't you love Get Lucky?
Person two: "Yeah I know I listed to it like 100 times! Which album is it
From again?"
Person one: "Dude.... Your such a poser."

by umdum9 June 22, 2014

Poser

Anyone who is a wanna be conformist. Typically call other people posers. Claim to be goth, and hate emos or vamps even though they're all the same.

Slim: Yo you see nooner over there? He is such a Britney and justin wanna be poser.
Bigs: Tru.

by BIEBERHOLE69 March 29, 2015

poser

Pretending to like something you know nothing about , for the sake of fitting in or looking cool.

Did you see that kid wearing that nirvana shirt? He doesn't even know what nirvana is, he's such a poser.

by hoofney September 10, 2015