programming

typing commands into a computer, then regret your life descisions.

My friend started programming, we wont see him for long.

by Pigpot April 18, 2022

Progastination

Hesitance in buying gas

When I saw the price of fuel, I had acute progastination

by Fireball_J May 4, 2022

Program

Any intimate and/or sexual activity with a woman.

“Hey bro, did you end up getting any program with that chick you were talking to the other night?”

by Joezer4911 June 17, 2022

ProGamer™️

One who is an expert at many games.

“You know SmallAnt on YouTube? He is such a ProGamer™️

by Xair June 18, 2022

Proging

Someone who asks annoying questions over and over again for a response

My dad was proging me over my homework

by ChaliceJ July 1, 2022

Programmer

Noun /ˈprōˌɡramər/

A machine that turns coffee into code.

Som1: Are you a programmer?
Me: Yes.
My Brain: *Converting coffee into code* please do not move in the process! (in robot voice)

by BGP100 July 19, 2022

Programmer

Noun /ˈprōˌɡramər/

A machine that turns coffee into code.

Som1: Are you a programmer?
Me: Yes.
My Brain: *Converting coffee into code* please do not move in the process! (in robot voice)

by BGP100 July 19, 2022