Flirting with poo

(phase)
1. To have the urge to poop in a inappropriate time, yet you do everything to keep yourself from pooing.

Guy1: Nice racing man, how did you run so fast?
Guy2: Because before the race I was flirting with poo, I had to go badly.

by UnknowableOne May 25, 2016

Poo powder

Explosion between your legs resonating from your anus producing a small cloud of toxic dehydrated feces causing an eratic disruption to the nostrils

"This is bullshit"
"No, it's poo powder"

by Bill with 1 L March 16, 2019

poo sheet

A sheet, on which one may wipe one's poo.

"Abi, you used the last poo sheet! Hand me one will you?"

by SallyBean January 10, 2009

Manny Poo

You shit into your hand, then put it into a toilet.

1.There is a lot of crap around the toilet seat, i must manny poo!

2.I don't want diseases in my ass from that disgusting toilet, I think I have to manny poo or shit my pants!

by Benzoids January 27, 2014

Sauna Poo

When you go to have a shower in your bathroom but while you wait for it to warm up you use the toilet. Whilst you squeeze one out on the toilet, the shower creates steam within the bathroom giving you the effect of having a poo in a sauna. Sometimes this can cause poo sweats.

Sorry I'm late, went for a shower but then treated myself too a sauna poo!

by BVO1 April 7, 2010

King Poo

A person who isn't right in the head but still likes to have a lot of fun

Person 1"Shes a lot of fun"

Person 2"That must be King Poo"

by Layne123 December 21, 2016

poo riski

The risk gay pornstars take when not using tampons

Too much anal sex can ruin the anal muscles making you prone to leakage

"oops, just shat myself" "dude, that was ultimate poo riski"

by amara is a sex god x June 23, 2012