Chief of Police

The biggest Mafia Boss in the world.

Chief of Police of LAPD.

by j3fcigan April 14, 2020

Hong Kong police

Dogs

Hong Kong police do nothing and kill citizens for fun.

by Urmumsuckingmydick September 21, 2022

Police

Nice people to go to in need of help.

Saints; Class, remember the Police are your friends they are here to help you.

Saints; Rodney King, honey, dear, the police only want to help you don't piss them off.

Rodney; I don't care about them.

LAPD; pulls out their johnny stick and use it on Rodney King.

"the whole class witness the event and laughs"

Saints; okay class, it's 3:00, go home and tell your parents what you have learned in class today.

by Saints October 29, 2003

police

A snitch, somebody that doesn't mind they business and they tell on people.

"Yo, that nigga the police, he got my cousin locked up"

by Miss Lady A December 28, 2005

Female Police Officer

Female who likes to cross-dress; typically in Police Uniform, toting a firearm. Such females are generally man-hating, carpet-munching, sexual harassment screaming, control-freaking, closeted lesbians, "Daddy Touched Me", "had no social life in High School" rejects.

Officer Under Investigation: "That fellow Female Police Officer sucked me off last month, now she's putting a sexual harassment suit on me... that closet lesbian is gonna get me fired!"

Other Officer: "Yeah, she did that in the last District she was working in, you shouldve done your research, sucker."

by A Female June 25, 2006

sleeping policeman

To have an "angry" penis tucked upwards 90 degrees behind the trouser belt

Mother Tereasa:"Your holyness,is that a sleeping policeman I see?!"

Pope JP 2:"No,its mearly peering over the garden fence"

by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004

Police officer

A person who serves to keep the peace, protect others and combat crime. Recently, due to the death of George Floyd by the hands of Derek Chauvin, many have started spouting the "ACAB" thing which means "All cops are bastards". This is, of course, false - the vast majority of police officers are genuinely good people who work a thankless job, put themselves in danger to fight crime and protect us. Saying every cop is bad for the actions of a rotten, vile and corrupt few is like saying all blacks are bad because a very small percentage of them commit crime and do drugs or all Asians are bad because a very small amount of them eat dogs and are shit at driving. It's important to remember that, while there are a vile, terrible few for sure, almost every police officer is a genuinely good person doing their best to keep me, you, and everyone else safe from crime. The actions of the few do not define the many, and for the sake of genuine, productive discussion and argument it's vital to not succumb to the delusional groupthink of "all cops are bad, abolish the police" that seems to be common nowadays.

Many police officers are good people who do more for this country in a month than most of us have done for it in our lives.

by 121gws January 9, 2021