Polish bloomers

An eastern european affectionate term for budgie smugglers

Father Ted said: "oh bejesus Declan, those polish bloomers look like budgie smugglers from this distance. Mrs Doyle look away - NOW!"

by Crazy Boyo July 30, 2010

Polish Grinder

The act of losing the penis inside a hairy woman's tight vagina possibly causing a severe rash.

Fuck she just gave me a polish grinder

by dhartzog23 December 14, 2010

polish twister

the act of reaching under the diner table and jerking off the person to your left by force ,until a chain of forced handjobs goes all the way around the table and back to you.

i was over at jims for acard game last night and his room mate tried to give me a polish twister

by the caretaker November 28, 2010

Polish Straddle

In finance, a Polish Straddle is an investment strategy involving the purchase/sale of particular option derivatives and/or shares that completely cancel each other out.

W: I'm long 500 shares of BAC at $7 and short 5 call options with a strike price of $7.

A: So you're net long 0 shares.

W: ... ... ... Doh!

A: Ahh the Polish Straddle strikes again!

by The Polish Straddler August 28, 2011

Polished Sausage

Hiring a hooker to intwine ur raging boner within her nappy black hair until i resieves coat of hairspray that gives it a shiny glossy look

u know those polished sausages at costco ya that

by vendetta25 January 7, 2012

Polish Panis

A long hard sausage, normally served as a main course to women at a dinner party. Serves 10.

You want some of that Polish Panis bitch?

by DanZap September 8, 2013

polish pickle twister

The act of a male being suspended by ropes face down,he is spun in one direction winding him up. He inserts hi penis into the woman's anus and is let go unwinding and bobbing up and down !!!

I'm so damn lucky that your mom likes to do phe polish pickle twister !!!

by Pudknocker July 20, 2016