pirateship

A party or bar full of men when the opposite is desirable.

Pete: "I don't like the ratio at this party, and my chances are slim to begin with."
Bryan: "Yeah, it's a pirate ship. Let's bounce, but first I've got to get this girl's digits."

by Total Penetration June 7, 2005

Pirate Dice

Nasty Teeth, Usually yellow or brown

That girl was hot, but she had a mouth full of pirate dice

by tb000000ne June 24, 2007

Lane pirate

Any motorcycle rider with a parrot. Older motorcycle and eyepatch a plus, but shades will do if there's no eyepatch.

Driver: "Whoa, a lane pirate!"
Lane Pirate: "Arr, gimme yer gas"

by atomicthumbs March 26, 2008

No Pirates

terrible, bad, horrible, awful, egregious the opposite of All Pirates

her body was fine but her face was No Pirates!

by T. Allen Clegg June 26, 2008

Sunglasses with UB Protection

Sunglasses that protect men against bitchy, annoying women.

- Honey, let me see the soap opera please! You know how I love the soap opera! You can watch your football game some other time! You're being rude! OMG you're so rude
- Not listening to you. I'm wearing these Sunglasses with UB Protection: they protect me agains U Bitches!!!

by Jota ahahahaha July 22, 2012

one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

by JewSlap August 8, 2016

pirate steve

a disgusting fat high school drop out who believes it is his duty to mock everyone else. The epitome of an epic fail.

That guy is such a pirate steve. He's going no where with his life so he makes fun of everyone else.

by dexter528 December 9, 2009