by themetavirus March 26, 2021
When a man, whose penis is locked in a chastity cage, places a dildo at the place where usually his hard penis would be, and strokes the dildo, tricking the brain into thinking that he's stroking his penis, thus triggering an ejaculation. Similar to how a crippled person would scratch a lost limb.
"Hey, how is your time in chastity going?"-
"Very frustrating, but I've almost mastered the phantom jerk."
"Very frustrating, but I've almost mastered the phantom jerk."
by ElzearYoung December 07, 2023
This is a person who buys a full watermelon and a spoon and eats the watermelon. They leave a half eaten section of the melon in the hotel room and then evacuate.
by Maestrothemighty January 17, 2023
Phantom Pick Syndrome happens when you feel like you have a pick in your hair, but in all actuality, you don't.
by blamebreadmaker July 29, 2024
When you plug your charger into your phone, only to realize later that you never actually plugged the charger into an outlet.
by boi_in_a_band October 31, 2019
Sensation felt similar to a Ball Break, however there is no Ball Break available at this time. This sensation if felt due to the nerves that once were active in this area that no longer belongs due to previous Ball Breaks.
Boss:" Not only do you have to work extra this weekend but we're docking your pay" Employee :" Ouch, that hurt!" Boss :"Whats wrong?" Employee: "Oh, nevermind I forgot yesterday when you made me work over you broke my balls, just strange to be experiencing that Phantom Ball Break ."
by Coltlinder45 July 22, 2010