When once is rolling with a soft pencil, they have a limp penis in a clutch situation and often suffer from erectile dysfunction or an orgasm that lasts a maximum of three seconds.
by Klamer October 20, 2006
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Rachele: I love not being hungover!
Lauren: Yeah, me too, but after last night I'm still at 95 percent.
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