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Soft Pencil

When once is rolling with a soft pencil, they have a limp penis in a clutch situation and often suffer from erectile dysfunction or an orgasm that lasts a maximum of three seconds.
Did you hear what Jane said? She told me Jimmy's rolling with a soft pencil.
by Klamer October 20, 2006
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95 percent

The feeling you get after a long, long night of drunken debauchery. You're not hungover, but not completely hunky-dory either. Everything is not QUITE right. Telltale signs may include a mild headache, extreme thirst, and/or the desire to lay in bed all day.
Rachele: I love not being hungover!
Lauren: Yeah, me too, but after last night I'm still at 95 percent.
by notyouraveragepartygirl February 14, 2009
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nine percenter

Those people who don't quite meet up with the requirements of the 10% rule. (i.e. you have to be ten percent smarter than the object you're working with.)
"That boy is ignorant... a life long nine percenter."
by Big Tweak March 21, 2010
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#2 pencil

"Literally paige was being such a #2 pencil, its like seeiously stop taking pictures of your startbucks."
by garry jounson January 1, 2017
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Take about blank percent off there

Hey Mike, how about you take about blank percent off there?
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Thick as a first grade pencil

She's bad! That girl is thick as a first grade pencil
by Easyj September 18, 2014
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mechanical pencil

wrap your dick in tin foil and go into intercourse with a woman while moaning "i need to finish the essay!" after ejaculation you say "i ran out of led, i need a refill"
by king awesomeness January 21, 2011
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