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Asshole Peanuts

Average to bad peanuts hawked at sports games.
“I thought they were good peanuts but they were just asshole peanuts. All sports vendors are the same.”
by -Cantrip- June 11, 2018
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magician penutbutter

A magically, mischievous, magician who's motives to manipulate time in order to make every toast be spread with marvelously, magnificent peanutbutter. Instead of stinky old cream cheese.
Dude 1 - yo I swear I put cream cheese on my toast.
Dude 2 - What? Why would you do that?
Dude 1 - Oh, true.
Dude 2 - *Smiles mischievously at camera because he is the magician penutbutter*
Dude 1 - Wow I hope the peanut
by The Peanutbutter Magician December 14, 2018
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Refrigerated peanut vibes

That feeling you get when you realize your a complete and utter failure.
“Man, I just failed my math exam. I’m feelin those refrigerated peanut vibes.”
by vibes69 December 6, 2019
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hot peanut butter Chardonnay

When someone pisses and shits on your chest at the same time.
When Cheryl and I had sex she gave me a hot peanut butter Chardonnay by accident.
by Dj ryde March 1, 2020
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Peruvian Peanut Butter Pie

The act in which an abnormally fat woman sits and shits on a man's back. She then grinds on his back and takes a blowtorch and heats up the end of the rubbed-in shit to harden it. The rubbed-in shit on his back will result in looking like a peanut butter pie.
The Peruvian Peanut Butter Pie is absolutely disgusting. How do guys even like that?
by Nutter Butter Butt Nut April 5, 2020
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my peanutbutter and jam

Whenever you hear a song that you crave it's your peanutbutter and jam.
"Aaahhhh SHIT, that's my peanutbutter and jam.
by CRAZYLARRYQUOTES May 1, 2020
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The act of ejaculating on a persons face, and before they have the opportunity to clean up, throw a handful of birdseed at their face. The ejaculate will cause the bird seed to stick, much like a pine cone bird feeder.
Last night I hooked up with this girl from the bar- when she was distracted, I gave her a Merrifield peanut butter pinecone.
by Jack446 May 7, 2020
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