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job agency

A job agency is a government-regulated "company" that helps people get jobs by giving resumes to tons of other companies.
However, job agencies rape their employees' wages most of the time to stay alive. 90% of agency employees are brown, black, yellow, not white, etc, while the people working IN the agency building are always all white.
"Here, watch this WHMIS tape that you've probably watched hundreds of times by now and do this math quiz while I go back into my office and make fun of your foreign ass to my co-workers."

"Okay. I haf penseel? Plees?"
by Steve Stevenson October 5, 2004
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Jew Job

A) To find a solution in a very cheap way, using whatever materials are handy, usually performed in a pooorly planned caper.
B) To jew someone by selling stolen items back to the unwitting victim at a lower price.
C) Paying one man to perform the task usually done by five.
Person 1: "I've been digging this ditch alone for days now, sure wish boss would hire some help!"
Person 2: "Shit boy, you are the help! You just got jew jobbed!"

Example: Sending your employees to another business to steal cleaning suplies, napkins, condiments, paper and other essential suplies rather than buy it themselves.
by Greg Hudson & Andy Smith December 2, 2007
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handstand job

a handjob that is perfromed while in a handstand..either by someone else or a solo act.
While perfroming a handstand during a break dance competition at a crazy Irish dunk fest. Little Johnny Firebush got a handstand job from a fellow country man.
by holla187 January 22, 2011
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snow job

1. an act of deception

2. to decieve someone
The whole thing is just another snow job by the government.
by Light Joker October 7, 2006
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Rim Job

Sue: Becky got a sweet rim job yesterday
Alice: Awesome! Maybe she cam fix my BBM
by Satyr9 November 14, 2010
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Italian Job

Hey bro, I picked up this chick for a first date in my Mini Cooper & I totally scored- she gave me an Italian Job.
by nickroat August 4, 2014
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Uvula job

An uvula job is when a man stimulates his partner's uvula with his penis. Can be mistaken as a blow job.
Last night I begged Fredric to give me an uvula job.

Baby I love you so much and I want to give you an uvula job.
by Springroll March 28, 2009
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