your mom

These two words are to be put in the place of the initial noun to mock the other person.

Cashier: A dollar even.
Bob: You mom's a dollar even.

by Jane and Jenny April 17, 2004

Seth's Mom

Someone who looks VERY attractive smothered in an entire bottle of mayo. BEST SLOPPY sex ever. :D

Man, she looks almost as good as Seth's mom last night

by Joe Brick November 21, 2010

The F-mom

A clean way of saying Motherf****r

I heared him drop The F-mom in his new Demo

by BOSOX2007 January 11, 2010

soccer mom

Woman, normally 30-50, white, Always a Christian, kids are normally home-schooled due to secular filth telling them that you can be happy. If the kids go to public school they are beaten up regulary. Hates anything that can be violent, pornogreaphic, anti-jesus, or homosexual (a.k.a everything.) Enimies include The internets, Green Day, and any good form of Entertainment.

Me: *Listens to Green Day*

Soccer Mom: Why are you listening tho that unsaved trash, you are polluting my kids minds.

Me: Guess what I'm Gay! (always a good replent on these bitches)

*Soccer Mom flees*

Me: Stupid bloke.

by RandomInsanityIsAwesome November 20, 2006

Magic Mom

A mom who cooks for her son's friends every day she gives everyone rides anywhere and pays for everything she is so awesome you might think she can fly (because she can) She can also teleport because she is native american. this is the best type of mom to know

Magic Mom

by Studlyness15 November 12, 2012

seraph's mom

Seraph mom, is a mom from the discord user that go by Seraph. Seraph's mom is a streamer.

"Yo have you seen Seraph's mom?!?!? She whaled in genshin for her kid yesterday!!"
"really??!"

by abc090111113213 September 6, 2021

creepy mom

A female parent/guardian that engages in strange practices that seem overbearing and cause disturbing feelings of unease in her child or person under her jurisdiction. Often times these practices may be concerning the inferior party's relationship status or their day-to-day routine.

Elisabeth: My mom read all my messages to my boyfriend!
Kiki: Whoa there! That is such a creepy mom!

by gpgif<3 January 26, 2017