When a man "gives birth" to a massive poop that has A.) been incubated for at least two days B.) Required at least twenty minutes of "labor" and C.) Recieves some kind of sentimental treatment i.e. a picture, non-flush, or naming. See also "fecus" (fecal fetus)
by Dookeydoctor August 20, 2011

by Treesrule July 24, 2009

by GreyGooseCosmoGirl May 30, 2007

"When Bill got drunk at Pete's, Bill's asshole alarmed him the next morning that Pete was a poop plunger. Pete fucked Bill in the ass when Bill was passed out. Poor Bill."
by $hIti0T June 14, 2014

when a person goes to sit down at a cafeteria table only to find that someone has left some nasty ass food hidden under a napkin that nobody wants to clean up.
I was going to sit there but then I saw the food poop and instead sat next to the curly haired kid
The food poop smells like shit, I have lost my appetite
The food poop smells like shit, I have lost my appetite
by mahsita69 December 3, 2009

the dust that resonates around shit in the toilet when you forget to flush and it sits there for a while. Most visible when you flush after the shit has been there for a while.
Eric is such a douchebag, he forgot to flush and now the bottom of the toilet is covered in poop dust.
by I have a massive penis June 29, 2011

When you take such a large dump that the poop piles above the water line in the toilet and forms a small island.
by NickIPO October 1, 2007
