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poop fetus

When a man "gives birth" to a massive poop that has A.) been incubated for at least two days B.) Required at least twenty minutes of "labor" and C.) Recieves some kind of sentimental treatment i.e. a picture, non-flush, or naming. See also "fecus" (fecal fetus)
"My poop fetus was premature and it only weighed 5 pounds, 8 ounces at birth."
by Dookeydoctor August 20, 2011
mugGet the poop fetusmug.

Poop Wheel

An animal exercise wheel covered in excrement, due to a lack of cleaning.
As you can see the hedgehog really despises his poop wheel.
by Treesrule July 24, 2009
mugGet the Poop Wheelmug.

E-Poop

The act of defecating while surfing the internet on your laptop.
Dude, I'm sending you this IM while I'm makin' an e-poop!
by GreyGooseCosmoGirl May 30, 2007
mugGet the E-Poopmug.

Poop Plunger

"When Bill got drunk at Pete's, Bill's asshole alarmed him the next morning that Pete was a poop plunger. Pete fucked Bill in the ass when Bill was passed out. Poor Bill."
by $hIti0T June 14, 2014
mugGet the Poop Plungermug.

food poop

when a person goes to sit down at a cafeteria table only to find that someone has left some nasty ass food hidden under a napkin that nobody wants to clean up.
I was going to sit there but then I saw the food poop and instead sat next to the curly haired kid

The food poop smells like shit, I have lost my appetite
by mahsita69 December 3, 2009
mugGet the food poopmug.

poop dust

the dust that resonates around shit in the toilet when you forget to flush and it sits there for a while. Most visible when you flush after the shit has been there for a while.
Eric is such a douchebag, he forgot to flush and now the bottom of the toilet is covered in poop dust.
by I have a massive penis June 29, 2011
mugGet the poop dustmug.

Poop Island

When you take such a large dump that the poop piles above the water line in the toilet and forms a small island.
Oh man, I blasted a dookie so huge that it formed a poop island that barely flushed.
by NickIPO October 1, 2007
mugGet the Poop Islandmug.

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