the western omelet

standard omelet but spit in her ear first and shoot your sperm into her ear like a gun then blow on it

This town wasn't big enough for the both of us, so I gave her the western omelet.

by Rickety Rack December 3, 2007

omega male

Male in a group who is least likely to take the initiative and lead, due to a lack of esteem, ability or interest.

Antonym of "alpha male".

"I'm going to break routine and lead this project. I'm tired of being the 'omega male'".

by AbnormalBoy September 20, 2005

Chi Omega

A trashy sorority full of ditzes and sluts. Often referred to as Chi O they never do anything on campus that isn't required of them, they are lazy and dumb.

Chi Omega theme song: Chi Ho, Chi Ho, It's off to bed we go, With a Delta Chi between our thighs, Chi Ho, Chi Ho, Chi Ho, Chi Ho.

by chiho January 12, 2012

the veggie omelet

standard omelet but pick your nose and stick it in her ear as well.

The bitch I fucked was vegetarian, so I gave her the veggie omelet.

by Rickety Rack December 3, 2007

omegle

A world where sluts have a pleasure teasing horny boys who can't help but have a boner at the simple hearing of the word "sexy", where pervs feel home and where lies are common.

-Damn, why you texted me this dirty shit?
-What? Oh you must be on Omegle!

by awesomebitche'sname December 8, 2013

omega

a nut sack, due to the shape of the lowercase greek letter.

Pull down your pants and show me your omega; if you don't you have nomega.

by Omega Prime April 14, 2008

Texas Omelette

The act of performing oral sex on a woman while she is defecating. Also known as the female equivalent to the blumpkin. Also see cunnilumpkin.

Amy agreed to give me a blumpkin only if I would give her a Texas Omelette.

by Wash U Track May 31, 2006