Creature, much like Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, Sasquatch and the Good Nigger- often spoken of, but one has never actually been seen by a reputable witness.
I met the perfect woman last night, just before I sailed my yacht back to my mansion.....yeah...that's the ticket!
by Malcolm X-crement January 5, 2004
Get the Perfect Womanmug. A man who convinces bitches,that he loves them but don't give two fucks about a hoe!
He gives them the bomb D, and keeps them coming back for more. Woman hate that they gives to much of themselves to him!
He gives them the bomb D, and keeps them coming back for more. Woman hate that they gives to much of themselves to him!
by Vegas_beast702 May 16, 2016
Get the womanizing fuckboymug. woman pocket, in others words the VAGINA! where else can you hide stuff for long periods of time. lol. use at your own risk!
by Lacey Rymer December 3, 2007
Get the woman pocketmug. A female human that can actually be trusted to tell you the truth! This usually results from a freak head-injury or an extremely rare genetic anomaly. In the highly unlikely event you ever find one, do your best to keep her because she is rarer than the four-leafed clover and even more valuable than a four-bedroom house in London!
The last girl I slept with told me she was an honest woman because she was thinking of dumping her boyfriend anyway.
by Reiki Master May 4, 2005
Get the honest womanmug. The American woman is the luckiest female on earth. Not only does she have her cake, but she eats it too. The American woman is sensitive but strong; emotional but highly empathetic; has unlimited freedom but also receives polite chivalry from many American men; she can express her opinions freely. The American woman evolved from strong pioneer women, majestic slave women, women who bravely crossed dangerous borders to get here -- American women evolved from the strongest of strong women and that's why you both admire and treat American women with the respect they rightly deserve. American women, all of them, are amazing.
Oh that's Hannah. She's an American woman, don't mess with her unless you want trouble. Also, I want her to have my babies.
by Usradpounce June 3, 2019
Get the American womanmug. A woman who is alive regardless of birth certificate status and the beneficiary of the trustee ( Earth) from the original trust set up by the Settlor (Creator of all things). She has full unalienable rights and follows the laws of the Creator of all things which are, do no harm, cause no loss or injury. A living woman is not governed by Acts, Statutes, legislation, Government guidelines and Mandates unless she specifically consents beforehand. A living woman does not identify as a person, name, number, symbol or abbreviation unless consented with a wet ink signature in the form of a contract with full disclosure, consideration, meeting of minds, mutually beneficial and agreed with a wet ink signature. A living woman controls a name/person but is not a name or person nor a symbol nor number. A living woman can use the pronouns we/is/ours to show that she is a living woman that controls a name.
“Excuse me madam, are you the person called Mrs Mary Jones?”
“No, that is a name and a sound made from letters of an alphabet. I do not identify as these nor as a person. I Identify as a living woman and I control a name but I am not a name”.
“No, that is a name and a sound made from letters of an alphabet. I do not identify as these nor as a person. I Identify as a living woman and I control a name but I am not a name”.
by Living Woman May 21, 2022
Get the Living Womanmug. by writerberry April 6, 2017
Get the entrepreneurial womanmug.