I went to a function recently and I had to fake clap for that phony, Hillary Clinton, after her speech.
I was compelled to fake clap when Derek Jeter got a hit off of Johan Santana, otherwise, the bleacher bums would have thrown beer on me.
I was compelled to fake clap when Derek Jeter got a hit off of Johan Santana, otherwise, the bleacher bums would have thrown beer on me.
by Bronx-Bob August 16, 2009
Get the Fake Clapmug. The Code The Americans Play. The one with all the hands on the balls and the ass grabbing. They say the superbowl is the most watched thing on T.V but the world Cup final ( the real football tournament) is watched much more.
Guy #1: Wanna Watch A Football Game?!?!?
Guy#2: Yer! I LOve Watching Men Grabbing Each Others Asses And Catching A Ball So They Can Do A Retarded Dance And give A Load of americans have an excuse to get fat!
Guy From Another Country: U Dick Heads.Its Fake Football For Christs Sake!
Guy#2: Yer! I LOve Watching Men Grabbing Each Others Asses And Catching A Ball So They Can Do A Retarded Dance And give A Load of americans have an excuse to get fat!
Guy From Another Country: U Dick Heads.Its Fake Football For Christs Sake!
by mike 90210 September 16, 2008
Get the Fake Footballmug. A group of 1-4 kids who act tuff smoke weed and fuck sluts. Primarily 8th graders named jack or joe. Fake bloods often threaten people for no reason and think their life is hard. They probably have shitty parents and are the most popular people in school because everybody else is a dumb ass as well
Person 1- hey did you hear about how jack dropped his juul in the toilet he’s so stupid.
Person 2- hey watch out he’s a fake blood he will threaten you and never follow up on it..
Person 2- hey watch out he’s a fake blood he will threaten you and never follow up on it..
by Fact spitter nwms October 30, 2019
Get the Fake bloodmug. They always reject you.
They change their behavior in 2 seconds.
They're never happy for you.
They're always jealous of you.
They insult you and then,they say "it's just a joke.
They make you cry.
They never defend you.
They don't text you back.
They act different with you want they're around other friends.
You cant tell them your problems.
They don't laugh at your jokes or they fake laugh.
They just text you when they need something.
They always talk about them.
And more...
In conclusion,I have fake friends.
They change their behavior in 2 seconds.
They're never happy for you.
They're always jealous of you.
They insult you and then,they say "it's just a joke.
They make you cry.
They never defend you.
They don't text you back.
They act different with you want they're around other friends.
You cant tell them your problems.
They don't laugh at your jokes or they fake laugh.
They just text you when they need something.
They always talk about them.
And more...
In conclusion,I have fake friends.
Fake Friend:Hey!I know we havent talk for a while but I need-
Me:You always need things from me! I only have fake friends.
Me:You always need things from me! I only have fake friends.
by that one bitch_ June 12, 2020
Get the Fake friendsmug. by mxoon March 14, 2019
Get the Fake Friendmug. you: *enjoying wrestling minding your own business*
asshole friend: you know that wrestling is fake right
you: *gets up and kills him* did that feel fake bitch
asshole friend: you know that wrestling is fake right
you: *gets up and kills him* did that feel fake bitch
by caleb_yeetyman May 6, 2020
Get the wrestling is fakemug. used to describe someone (many times a tumblr hoe) thay puts on a front that they are chill but is actually passive aggressive af; someone who is politically very liberal but socially very conservative; someone who has raging hatred towards conservatives and anything in the box yet is extremely into their insta aesthetic and what they wear (which usually looks like it came straight off of brandy melville)
Ella is so fucking fake chill. She freaked out on me for wearing Forever 21 because they underpay their workers, yet I saw her wearing a fur coat today.
by ginganinja11 June 8, 2017
Get the Fake Chillmug.