mouth-crap

Throw up and vomit are descriptive enough. Mouth-crap is.

Jamie told little Jimmy that he smelled like ___________.

a) roses
b) clean laundry
c) AXE
d) mouth-crap

by jets333 October 3, 2008

Crap poker

1. (another) euphamism for homosexual.
2. One whose penis pokes another's faeces.
3. (another) euphamism for homosexual.

Dave: Dave's a shit hot Crap Poker.
Dave: Yeah!

by AdamStIves February 24, 2009

Hot Crap

What you use when something is indescribably amazing.

\"HOT CRAP!\" That crossdressing video was the funniest thing ever!\"

by bubba_taylor April 26, 2005

crap on thighs

used instead of 'shit' or 'fuck'...think about it...crap on your thighs must feel terrible...you'd get chaffed and everything

(i just missed a pool shot) "CRAP ON THIGHS!" Then keep on drinking.

by carl berg March 30, 2003

T-Crap

lil bastard who is....well a little bastard

ur such a T-Crap

by clit June 9, 2004

crappy piece of crap

iDubbz. Literally.

Do you know what idubbz is?

You: What?

A CRAPPY PIECE OF CRAP!

by MyBigFatBoobs December 13, 2019

Crap Shoot

A person, place, or thing that is full of shit!

That place was a real crap shoot!
You ever seen the movie Jingle All The Way? What a Crap Shoot!
The Cops are crap shoot's. FTP!

by chuckmangioni February 9, 2010