plaster face

The face you put on when shaking your bosses hand or meeting you parents old friends. Its a smile and nod, but you have no idea why you smiling. also used when someones telling a very bad joke, but you want to make them feel better.

-"oh look at Matt shaking Mr.Hayes hand, he has a total plaster face on"
-"ha and now hes laughing at mr.Hayes terrible jokes, but its a total plaster face"

by HH8 November 26, 2010

face joint

A face joint is a joint that you smoke alone to your face, without sharing it. You get really high.

Hey, are you going to roll a face joint or can i get a hit??

by liltomato February 28, 2016

Trap face

the sad emotional face you make to trap a guy into thinking you're vulnerable and need rescuing, ultimately allowing you to manipulate him for your own selfish needs

Sarah used her trap face so often, she forgot when she didn't need to use it.

by Death bunny June 1, 2018

Sage Face

A kind of dazed and confused facial expression that occurs during one's first 30 days of sobriety. Typically it is made by a resident of the Sage dorm at Baldy Hughes.

Look at his sage face (when he got an extra plate of sausages during breakfast)

by baldinhuhes December 18, 2017

face wristie

if wristie refers to the humble hand-job, a face-wristie is a wristie performed by the mouth.

by jingo! josh madden would never knock back a face wristie!

by carly_bon_bon August 10, 2010

Sami-face

A look of disgust, usually seen on a brown guys face after being insulted ten or twenty times by close friends. Usually preceeds dirty looks and horrible acts of violence.

A: You suck ass!
B: *sami-face*

A situation like this usually follows B planning to kill A or B walking away all depressed.

by ISSC March 10, 2010

face a jay

Dmv slang ...... means to smoke a jay or a “ joint “. Can be used when talking to friends or explaining something .

For example: “ I’m boutta go smoke this jay “

For example: “ I’m boutta go face a jay “
defenition: Meaning you are soon a about to inhale the marajuna

by MumboSauceGirl May 20, 2018