Naked Wizard

An aspring music producer. Having drawn inspiration for his name from an absolutely random and eerie but rather interesting image of a topless man in a wizard's hat, he is currently uploading his original songs and remixes on soundcloud. His fans unanimously agree that he should work with all the ideas he has and expand his creativity with some s m o o t h j a z z . He is also currently unable to find a female vocalist and has to stick with a loser from another city. May have a nice voice but does noy try it (should do it soon).

-Composing witch house? That is so Naked Wizard this shit slaps bruh

Anyway, I love you

by theartser June 19, 2020

bitchin naked

Nice body that is naked.

Has the right curves. Just nice to look with out clothes on.

She was so hat with her clothes off , she was bitchin naked bro!

by Slash69 March 4, 2017

Naked Gorilla

When a larger man shaves his chest/stomach.

Wow Jon! Did you want to look like a naked gorilla or did your wife tell you too!?

by jižźżzzzzz in my pants yyyuuum April 28, 2016

Naked Muffin

Small muffins that have human body parts that may kill yousome people may see when using LSD, and are usually accompanied by Spaghetti Noodles.

Oh shit im freaking out man im seein some fuckin naked muffins

by Nathan LaMarr November 26, 2007

red-naked

Blushing from embarrassment from being caught by surprise while naked .

The locksmith found her red-naked in the yard near the locked and wind slammed front door.

by ShipyardRambler May 5, 2021

Butt Naked 3

In Basketball, when a player is left wide open for a 3-point shot. This scenario can occur if a non-shooter is not being guarded beyond the 3-point line or if the defense has broken down and a shooter catches the extra pass for an open look.

All you have to do is be able to make a wide open, butt naked 3.

by randomguy557 August 16, 2023

Naked Man Left in the Drained Pool

The naked man left in the drained pool is typically someone who was around something that started, and then there after it leaves, like a nostalgia nerd, or someone left in the middle after their two friends have a fight with each-other and break apart the friendship.

Jeez, my friend is still obsessed with Dungeon Keeper 2. What a naked man left in the drained pool.

by Ethanhead258 August 13, 2017