peripheral nipple

when the nipple is slightly or severely off quilter, not in the traditional central position.

Saw Shirley last night, she's alright mate, and i think we have chemistry, but she's got a bit of a peripheral nipple.

'wonky as fuq'

by BIG DON69 February 6, 2018

soggy nipple

A nipple that takes a long time to get hard/ never gets hard. Flat nipple

Oh my god Brenda your nipples are so soggy, ew you have soggy nipples.

by Maloneschlone December 22, 2018

Pepporoni nipples

when you glue pepporonis to a chicken

I WANT PEPPORONI NIPPLES

by thelesbionbirdforlifeperson January 14, 2020

cat nipple

keshas song

cannible = cat nipple

by catnipple February 29, 2020

Butt nipple

The term used for a very large, painful, and uncomfortable pimple located on your gluteus maximus, or more widely named, your butt.

Guy 1: "Hey man, you down for a couple drinks at the pub tonight?"
Guy 2: "Sorry man, I can't. I got a huge butt nipple my wife's supposed to take care of for me."
Guy 1: "Ah man, I understand. Butt nipples are a bitch."

by WhatsUpFuttBuckers June 1, 2020

Ear nipple

When a person has pointy ears, the actual points themselves are called "ear nipples". Most pointy-eared people have two ear nipples (one on each ear); however, it is possible to have one ear nipple & one normal ear.

We call Dro "Andros Half-elvin" because he has one ear nipple & one normal ear.

by Aphrodite Perez July 24, 2021

Cake nipples

The act of dipping your nipples into frosting, Then rubbing your nipples on a man's butthole.

I'm pretty sure someone got *cake nipples* at the party last night.

by _SirHumble January 4, 2023