Nerd Bro

A presumptuous, impudent, rude, condescending, and sanctimonious fanboy who deems himself to be the all knowing in his chosen fandom. And deems anyone with lesser knowledge of the fandom to be less than.

Jane Doe: I'm really excited about this new comic book series!

Nerd Bro: Name all of his sidekicks! NOW!

Jane Doe: I'm not entirely familiar with the characters, that's why I'm excited for this series...

Nerd Bro: YOU ONLY LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU SAW THE MOVIE!

Jane Doe: Well, it's the main reason why I'm excited for it. I enjoyed the movie and I want to know more about the universe. What the hell is your problem?

Nerd Bro: I'M EMBARRASSINGLY INSECURE WITH MYSELF AND FEEL THREATENED WHEN PEOPLE LIKE WHAT I LIKE! I'M PATHETIC, THAT'S MY PROBLEM!

by bxfella89 November 22, 2013

baby nerd

A person (usually male) that is short, skinny, and looks young(like a baby) that happens to be a nerd and does things like get straight A's, does their homework, and does not participate in much physical activity, instead plays an excess amount of video games.

Hey Chris, wanna to go swimming with us?
No thankyou, my father requested that I study all night.
Man....what a baby nerd

by Champigne July 12, 2006

Star Trek Nerd

Star Trek Nerd, a normal person who enjoys the show. Is not always a virgin. Is not always middle aged, unattractive, or still living at home. Often is a regular member of society with an interest in social change.

Matt Damon is going to be Captain Kirk in the new Star Trek Movie, he's such a Star Trek nerd!

by Jaxie15 April 25, 2007

nerd love

A friendly way to say goodbye to another engineer or other science related person that says "i feel your studying pain" all in two words.

Rachael, give me back my shirt.

Nerd love,
Preston

by Preston S. October 9, 2003

nerd slinger

A special kind of nerd. This nerd is probably at the very top of the Nerd Hierachy. The nerd level is so high, that anyone in the direct field of his presence would probably be infected with his/her nerd virus. Very dangerous.

Dude1: "Holy ****. a nerd slinger."
Dude-ette1: "Quick, to the escape hatch."

by John Connor 2006 February 4, 2006

nerd offset credit

Activities or hobbies done by a nerd so that they will seem less nerdy to other people.

Play on words from Carbon Offset Credit.

Jim - "So I just started taking salsa dance lessons."
Sam - "Oh, trying to get some nerd offset credits?"

by leep80 May 8, 2008

nerd-a-stud

A rare breed of intellect and studliness combined. Usually used for self-appraisal.

If someone said nerdalert in your direction, you can respond back by saying "i'm a nerd-a-stud!"

by Jon Kong March 10, 2009